(4) Agitation made his feathers itch; seems like all he felt these days was itchy feathers. Why must I be the chaperone of this idiot? It was my genius that won the battle, rallied the entire army. I created the myth of Chrysididaen, I just needed someone to play the part. Someone with charisma, a handsome face, and a modicum of intelligence to follow simple orders. 

Just thinking about it made him want to scratch all over. He hopped towards the Waaspern sentries on guard. All of his ornamental baubles on his long disjointed neck rattled and chimed.

"Gwwaaakk! Where is he!" , he snapped angrily at one of the unfortunate sentries.

"Advisor Chorda", bowing with respect, for the upset Vulturic, "um, he is at leisure sir"

"Gwwaakk! Give me that spear soldier, I will give his useless ass some leisure!!!"

The two sentries wisely stepped aside, as he poked is disfigured head into the dimly lit tent. He beak was assaulted with the smell of incense, and the honeyed smell of sex. As his eyes adjusted to the light, shapes began to form. 

Four figures, three attractive naked waaspmaidens, writhing and entwined with the catalyst of his itchy discomfort."Gwwaakk, Gwwaakk, GWWAAKK!!!" Nothing intelligible could be conveyed in his rage. He just hopped up and down flapping his wings angrily.

The comely idiot spoke, "Chorna welcome! Come join us, take Gnasi I have had my fill of her talents already." The girl made a buzz of derision and bit Chrysididaen's shoulder. "Ah ah sorry my pet, I know your cunnihole could never be filled enough to your satisfaction. It has been a long time since Chorna has laid with a woman, it should be over quickly." This time he received a hiss and a slap in his handsome face.

"Gwwaakk!!! You were supposed to be addressing the new recruits an hour ago!! Instead of fornicating with these...harlots!! Gwwaakk!"

"Chorna, you worry too much! We are winning the war, you need to take time to enjoy all the delicious nectars in life", he kissed all three of the girls in succession.

The jovial mood was interrupted, by the sounds of screams in the distance.