I WaNtEd SoMe SkItTlEs
bUt I dIdNt WaNnA pAy FoR tHeM

tHeN oNe Of ThE STORE aTtEnDaNtS cAmE uP tO mEeeE aNd I wAs LiKe
"PuT tHaT BBbBaaaaYyyYyYAAaaACcKKk!!"

AnD tHeN hE gRaBbEd My aRm AnD i sAiD
"dOnt ToUcH MmMMmMEeEeeEeEEeEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"

(If you can hear this, I love you!!)