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Chapter 139: SCP-784 ''Christmas Cheer''

Here we see you and Soldier Boy putting on Santa claus outfit and Lindsay doing the same

Soldier Boy: "Remind me again why we're doing this?"

(Y/N): "We're going undercover in SCP-784. It will make sense if you see it."

Lindsay: "Wait what's SCP-784?"

(Y/N): "Like I said, it will make sense if you see it."

We later see you and the others on a road in texas and we see the girls sweating in the hot heat of Texas.

Heather: *waving her hand to cool herself*"Can you turn on the AC?"

(Y/N): "I would but someone broke the AC."

Gwen: "How long is this ride?"

Lindsay: "Are we there yet?"

(Y/N): "Lindsay don't start with that!"

Lindsay: "Why?"

Leshawna: "Haven't you watched every road trip show? When someone says that, they get ditched on the side of the road."

Lindsay: *covers her mouth* "Eep!"

Later on, the trip goes on and we see the car stop as Lindsay comes out holding her bladder and goes behind a rock.

Heather: "Make it quick Lindsay."

Lindsay then takes her panties off and hikes up her skirt and then tries to go but can't because everyone is watching.

Lindsay: "I can't go with everyone watching."

Gwen: "You used the confessional outhouse as a bathroom."

Lindsay: "That's because I didn't know anyone was watching."

(Y/N): "Hurry up, we're burning daylight."

Lindsay: "Okay, okay."

Lindsay then closed her eyes, pretending no one was there, parted her legs and hiked up her skirt, and with a soft sigh she began peeing, marking the rock as her territory. After a few seconds, Lindsay finished up her business and wiped her womanhood with a tissue and got back into the car.

(Y/N): "All good?"

Lindsay: "Yep."

(Y/N): "Anyone else?"

Leshawna: "I got to take a shit."

(Y/N): "Make it quick."

Frenchie: 2 hours later

Heather: "What's taking so long?"

Lindsay: "Leshawna held it in for a long time Heather, plus remember all those fart shakes she drank back in TDA during the war movie challenges."

Heather: *remembers* "Ohh yeah."

(Y/N): "I'm pretty sure all of that spicy mexican food might've done a number on her digestive tract."

Everyone hears a loud fart coming from behind the rocks followed by loud grunting and pounds that would make you think she's giving birth and loud thuds like something dropping on the ground.

Gwen: "Yeesh, Leshawna you okay?"

Leshawna: *From behind the rock* "I'm fine!"

Heather: "Did you eat an entire horse?"

Leshawna: *From behind the rock* "Girl please, I only ate a burrito."

Lindsay: "Grande size?"

Leshawna: *from behind the rock*"Yeah...."

Gwen: "Why? You know what happens when you eat burritos, grande size."

Leshawna: *from behind the rock*"Anne Maria dared me to eat 14 of them and you know I don't back down from a dare."

Gwen: "True."

(Y/N): "Note to self: reinforce toilet for Leshawna's burrito blowouts."

Leshawna then grunts one last time as everyone hears a loud fart followed by something heavy being dropped on the ground as Leshawna as we see Leshawna come out from behind the rock with her pants on.

Gwen: "Did you wipe?"

Leshawna: "Yep."

(Y/N): "Okay let's go."

Later on, we see you all arrive at the location for SCP-784 and we see Leshawna scratching her butt because she used poison ivy as toilet paper.

(Y/N): "You used Poison Ivy as toilet paper didn't you?"

Leshawna: "They were the only leaves available."

(Y/N): "Anyways, gang welcome to SCP-794."

Soldier Boy: "Looks like a normal neighborhood."

Emma: "So what makes it an SCP?"

(Y/N): "Just put on your disguises."

We see you all put on Christmas themed disguises and you all went into SCP-784 and everyone sees it's Christmas.

Gwen: "What the? It's December already?"

Heather: *Checks her phone* "But my phone says it's August."

(Y/N): "It's snowing everywhere in this town, people are decorating for the holidays, singing Christmas songs in the streets, and chugging down eggnog. "

Courtney: *Adjusts her Christmas outfit* "So why did we have to wear skimpy Christmas outfits? This one is a sexy elf."

(Y/N): "The Foundation didn't make outfits for you girls and they were waiting for weeks to get your costumes delivered, so Verosika lend you her christmas outfits. Anyways, everyday in SCP-784 is Christmas Day. And having the most Christmas Spirit is mandatory."

Gwen: "But couldn't we just wear the hats?"

(Y/N): "Sure you can, if you want to be converted into instances of SCP-784-1."

Gwen: *sees how cheerful SCP-784-1s about Christmas*"Okay, I think celebrating Christmas might be a bit much."

Lindsay: "Yeah, plus this is very cold and these outfits are really skimpy for cold weather."

(Y/N): "True but we have to maintain our disguises for the sake of our safety. Just be happy and merry."*sees a 784-1 coming*"Here's one coming, be happy and merry."

SCP-784-1: "Hello ladies and gentlemen, I have Christmas gifts for you."

We see the 784-1 instance give you all presents and you open them up and see gifts in them.

Soldier Boy: "Oh fuck yeah!"*pulls out his gift*"A giant keg of beer, can't wait to chug this thing down with some pals."

SCP-784-1: "And it tastes like dirt."

Soldier Boy: "If beer tastes like dirt, it's beer for men."

Lindsay: "A new hair iron!"

(Y/N): "What did you get, Gunpowder?"

Gunpowder: *holds up a shotgun*"This is the Shotgun I always wanted as a new weapon to enforce the 2nd amendment. God bless America."

(Y/N): "Thanks for the gifts sir."

SCP-784-1: "You're welcome."

We see the SCP-784-1 leave the area as you and the others then walk around in SCP-784 and see all the Christmas festivities.

Lindsay: "Wow they're so festive."

(Y/N): "Yeah, they sure are, 300 -1 instances can grow old but none of them are dead but they also reproduce with kids."

Courtney: "Soo... they're immortal?"

(Y/N): "Pretty much."

Gwen: "But why Christmas?"

(Y/N): "Christmas often brings the best in people, even the bad ones. As the saying goes, goodwill towards men."

Lindsay: "What about women?"

(Y/N): "Them too."

Courtney: "So what happens if we don't get into the Christmas spirit?"*steps on something and sees it was a lawn gnome dressed as Santa*"Whoops."

All the SCP-784-1s turn to you and the others and they are pissed and they try to catch you all.

(Y/N): "They will swarm all over you and force the Christmas Spirit into you and turn you into one of them."

Soldier Boy: "Oh boy."

We then see Team Payback fight off the -1s as you all make a run for it. After some time, we saw you all made it out of the town and you all were exhausted.

Lindsay: *pants* "Okay, running and high heels don't mix, no matter how sexy I look."

Leshawna: *pants* "Good thing we don't have to celebrate Christmas everyday."

Gwen: "Cause that would get boring real fast."

Lindsay: *Notices a mirror and checks herself out* "I think all of that running made me lose some belt sizes." *checks her ass* "And maybe ass size too."

Courtney: "Okay so now what?"

(Y/N): "We can watch over SCP-784 from a watch tower. Once a month the -1s attack nearby towns."

Gwen: "Let me guess, to spread Christmas cheer?"

(Y/N): "Yeah we call it Noel Events."

Leshawna: "Why?"

(Y/N): "It's what the higher ups call it."

Heather: "Why not call it a Santa Storm or Christmas Catastrophe?"

(Y/N): "It's not up to me to give it a name, it's up to them."

Courtney: "Well why did we have to be the elves?"

(Y/N): "I gave everyone elf costumes, except for me and Soldier Boy because we are the leaders of the operation."

Gwen: "He's right."

(Y/N): "Anyways, if you all want to get back into SCP-784 as undercover agents. You need to show the Christmas Spirit like you never had before."

Lindsay: "Okay."

Leshawna: "And don't get caught while we're there."

(Y/N): "Exactly."

Later on, we see you arrive at the apartment complex and you sit with Mona and Veronica and they were watching TV.

(Y/N): "Man I had enough eggnog for a while."

Mona: "But it's not the time of the year."

(Y/N): "It's work stuff."

Mona: "Oh, okay."

Veronica: "Hey, has anyone seen Layla and Kyouka?"

Meanwhile with Layla and Kyouka, we see Layla laying next to Kyouka after they had 14 rounds of sex.

Layla: "Ever think of having kids of your own?"

Kyouka: "Hm no not right now."

Layla: "Honestly, I don't mind having kids but you're still a teenager and I don't wanna turn you into a teen mom."

Kyouka: "Actually I've been teaching myself how to be a good mom in case I become a teen mom. When you are a prostitute like me, you have to be prepared in case some dumbass forgot to put on a condom or you forgot to take a pill. Besides, (Y/N) taught me how to be self-reliant and responsible. Plus I have been babysitting lately and I've been learning how to take care of babies."

Layla: "So what you're telling me is that you are ready for kids but you're feeling like you aren't ready even though you are."

Kyouka: "Wow....you just said words that made me rethink my decision."

Meanwhile, we see you watching TV and we see Courtney come into the room and she sees you resting on Veronica's breasts like giant pillows as Courtney was peeved that her boobs are not as big as Veronica's but was also kinda relieved because she couldn't handle boobs as big as Veronica's boobs.

Courtney: "So what have you two been up to?"

(Y/N): "Nothing much, just watching porn and I still don't get why these things happen when the pizza guy delivers pizza to a girl and then have sex with her. Most of the pizzas he's gonna deliver to those hungry folks will get cold."

Courtney: "It's just part of the porno, it's not the real thing. What would you do if you were the pizza guy?"

(Y/N): "I do my job and deliver the pizzas."

Veronica: "Even though a hot girl asked you to have sex with her?"

(Y/N): "Yep."

Courtney: *to Veronica*"Remember, he's autistic."

Veronica: "Oh yeah that makes sense, I guess he's just doing his job."

We then see Mona walk into the room and lay on the couch belly first and you put your feet on Mona's butt like it was a footstool.

Veronica: "Hey Mona."

Mona: "Hey, is (Y/N)'s feet on my butt?"

Verosika: "Yep."

Mona: "Okay, thanks."

Verosika: "Why are you using Mona's butt as a foot rest?"

(Y/N): "She let Veronica use her butt as a pillow before so I figured why not?"

Mona: "It's a win win for us."

Verosika: "How is that a win for you?"

Mona: "Because (Y/N) is too decent to touch my butt."

Verosika: "Yeah that makes sense."

Later on, we see Verosika looking at her reflection and she feels jealous of Veronica and Mona's proportions.

Lindsay: "Hey Ver, what are you doing?"

Verosika: "Just looking at my body, and wondering why it's not at Veronica and Mona levels."

Lindsay: "Why? Your body is fine the way it is, sometimes less is more."

Verosika: "Tell that to (Y/N), he's in Veronica's breasts right now."

Meanwhile with you, we see you watching TV while laying in Veronica's breasts because they made great pillows.

(Y/N): "So much for that guy."

Back with Lindsay and Verosika.

Lindsay: "You know (Y/N) doesn't care about how big our boobs and asses are right?"

Verosika: "Then why is he head first in Veronica's boobs?"

Lindsay: "Because they're big enough to be pillows for when he watches TV. Plus remember, he's autistic so he's used to this kind of stuff remember?"

Verosika: "Yeah, but I'm the hottest succubus around, I'm a popstar both on Earth and in Hell, and I get fan mail from everyone including that blueblood bastard and The Devil himself."

Lindsay: "Wait, Lucifer is one of your fans?"

Verosika: "Yeah he's a fan of my music and that blueblood bastard."

Lindsay: "Stolas?"

Verosika: "What? No, no, he's a great guy and a good dad to his kid, I was talking about his brother in law, Andrealphas."

Lindsay: "Oh okay that I get, but Lucifer? Isn't he just as old school as Alastor, how is he a fan of your music?"

Verosika: "His daughter got him a Hellpod for a birthday gift, and helped him how to use it, he's not good with tech. Anyways, I was praised by the musical performances by the Queen of Hell as well and that's saying something considering she's the best singer in Hell."

Lindsay: "Wow that's high praise, does she ever spend time with Charlie?"

Verosika: "Hm, that I'm not sure of, honestly it's been 7 years since anyone's seen her but ever since she met (Y/N) she is now spending family vacations with her and her husband these days."

Lindsay: "Oh nice, hm by the way I've been meaning to ask, what cup size are you?"

Verosika: *Looks at her boobs* "Hm, it's been awhile since I measured them but lucky for me, we have an expert." *to you* "Hey (Y/N) what's by boob size?"

(Y/N): *Off screen* "You're a DD."

Verosika: "Wait, how did you know that?"

(Y/N): *offscreen*"I read your fan mail, some pervy nerd who spends his life in his mom's basement jerking off measured for you."

Verosika: *Groans* "Ugh, that guy."

Lindsay: "You know him?"

Verosika: "Yeah unfortunately, he's been harassing me and Fizzoroli for who knows how long."

Lindsay: "Yikes, why don't you don't just move to the human world before to avoid him?"

Verosika: *Eyes widen surprise and facepalms after realizing it's a good idea* "Damn it, you just told me something I should have done a long time ago."

(Y/N): *offscreen*"You do realize the Foundation would have caught you and experimented on you, if that happens sorry in advance. The Coalition will just shoot you on sight, the Insurgency will force you to sing songs that they wrote to make people uncontrollably horny and force them into a violent orgy and sexual frenzy to cause chaos. Or possibly Prometheus Labs would take you in and try to make a device that takes natural talent from gifted singers or other people and give it to someone else. The reason why I said possibly is because Prometheus Labs has been defunct. Or worse, you'd be a slave singer for Marshall, Carter, and Dark so that they can make money from all of your shows."

Verosika: "Ugh, what do you want me to do? Move to Heaven?"

Lindsay: "That's an option, maybe you can bunk with his sister in Heaven."

Verosika: "Ehh... I dunno, I mean Heaven is just so clean and-"

(Y/N): *offscreen*"Like you can't clean your dumpster you call a trailer, I've seen it and Technical Director Rosen's office is cleaner than your trailer."

Verosika: "I'm a popstar, not a maid, even though I look great in a maid outfit."

(Y/N): *offscreen*"Which reminds me."

Frenchie: 13 minutes later

We see Verosika in a maid outfit and we see Lute with her as well.

(Y/N): "You need to learn how to pick up for yourself when no one is around to clean after you."

Verosika: "What?!"

(Y/N): "And Lute here will be coaching you how to clean after yourself."

Lute: "Glad to be here sir."

(Y/N): *Hands Verosika a list of chores*"And here's the long list of chores."

Verosika sees how long the list is and she was shocked at how much work it is.

Verosika: "What?! You want me to do all of this?!"

(Y/N): "Yes because we're understaffed because most of the maids are going through some molting with their wings and this is an opportunity to have some skills that don't involve sex or a microphone in your hand."*to Lute*"Make sure Verosika does all of the chores on the list."

Lute: "Yes sir."

Verosika: "Ugh, fine. Be lucky that I love you (Y/N)."

Later on, we see Verosika washing dishes and she is about to leave until we see Lute looking at her with an angry glare.

Verosika: "What?"

Lute: "All the dishes."

Verosika: *sees the large amounts of dirty dishes*"Oh come on!"

After hours of doing the chores, we see Verosika exhausted and tired on the couch as we see Lute give Verosika her paycheck.

Verosika: *Sees how much the check is* "28 dollars?! I worked my ass off for 28 dollars?!"

Lute: "You got all day to work on chores tomorrow as well."

Verosika: "Has (Y/N) made you all slaves or what?"

Lute: "He's just putting people to work that's all."

Verosika: "You sure, cause this feels like slavery."

Lute: "(Y/N) works at the Foundation and we work in this apartment complex. Everyone needs jobs to make a living and you need to get in the habit of cleaning up your own messes, especially your room here and your disgusting trailer."

Verosika: "Ugh! This is what I get for dating a working man."

We later see a montage of Verosika working on chores like vacuuming, laundry, dusting, doing the dishes, and many more. Later on, we see Verosika tired from working all day and she is sitting on the couch.

Verosika: "Phew that was tough."

Lute: "You need to be able to clean your own messes so we are training you how to work like the rest of us."

Verosika: "Fine."

Later on, we see you reading a book about Project Paragon and you decide to tackle it again.

(Y/N): "Hmm, let's go for another round with Project Paragon."

Next: Chapter 140: SCP-4812 "Wrath"

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