[A/N: Echoic memory sucks, my dudes. I usually re-read the previous chapter once or twice before I write a new one, and I couldn't take it seriously bc I keep reading it in the burger king foot lettuce voice for some reason.]

"BURGER KING FOOT LETTUCE!" Mynnah yelled out of nowhere, and Accelerator and Ichijo stopped their conversation. They both whipped their heads to look at her.

"What?" Ichijo and Accelerator said in chorus, and Mynnah pointed to something in the sky.

It was a pair of glorious, gigantic legs in a pair of blue slacks. Two gigantic containers full of enormous lettuce seemed to be attached to the legs' leather shoe-covered feet.

"A dead meme...a mark of an extra chapter." Mynnah said.

"W-What...?" Ichijo stuttered in utter disbelief, dropping to his knees. "I planned this attack for a month and this being—this foot lettuce deity, interrupts my perfect plan...?"

"I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about, also," Accelerator took a deep breath and then pointed to the gigantic Burger King foot lettuce. "WHAT THE ACTUAL FLYING FUCK IS THAT??!"

"It's a Burger King foot lettuce deity, Accel." Ichijo moped. "Maybe it descended from the heavens because my plan wasn't meant to be..."

"Let's stop it before it hits the ground!" Mynnah said, outraged. "It'll destroy Academy City and drive us off the main plot just like the last extra chapter! It's also gonna act as a filler and delay the next chapter!"

"It's no use, Lize." Ichijo sobbed, now curled up in a ball, sucking his thumb and rocking himself. "The author's mind was invaded by Burger King foot lettuce..."

"Not another extra chapter..." Accelerator sighed. "The author's gonna take forever to release chapter sixteen."

"There's nothing we can do but watch as it destroys Academy City and the update schedule..." Ichijo moped, snot coming down from his nose. "What a merciless force it is, Burger King foot lettuce..."

"Is there really nothing we can do...?" Mynnah dropped to the ground as a great shadow was cast upon them; the Burger King foot lettuce had partially obscured the sun. "I really wish I did the laundry before this, it's gonna be about a month before we get to fight and then go home..." She looked up desperately to the sky. "I haven't been home for over a year...my favorite jacket probably has mushrooms on it again..."

"I have worse problems." Accelerator sweatdropped. "You remember that moth meme?"

"Yeah?" Mynnah and Ichijo said in chorus.

"Well, that's been stuck in the author's mind for months and I forgot to close the windows in Yoshikawa's apartment." His face turned into a despaired Jojo character face. "The moths...have probably taken all the lamps."

A sudden realization struck Ichijo.

"Oh shit man, me too..." He cried. "And I also had fruit loops in the cupboard...the løøp cats have probably taken them..."

Mynnah sympathetically patted Ichijo on the back gently.

"There, there." Mynnah sighed and then looked over to Accelerator. "Isn't there a way to stop the author's shitty dead memes from destroying Academy City?"

"No..." Ichijo sobbed. "All we can do is watch..."

And so they did.
They watched as the gigantic Burger King foot lettuce destroyed all of Academy City, the moths stole all the lamps, and the loop cats stole all of the loops.

There was nothing they could do to stop the shitty dead memes that plagued the author's mind, after all.

They could only hope that the next chapter would be released within a month, which it probably wouldn't be.