Ok so I was dared to do this by fantasygirl618 just so you know and yes I am insane

Fluffy the unicorn was minding his own business one day, when a guy walked up to him and struck him with a lightning bolt. That was the fateful day that fluffy started pooping jelly beans.
TWO MONTHS LATER
Fluffy's loving owner Percy gently brushed Fluffy's bright pink fur, and placed the jelly bean collecting bucket under Fluffy's bum. "I love you Fluffy!😍" said Percy. "I almost thank Zeus for your candied bowel movements."
Percy had owned Fluffy since the time he was walking home one day and found him abandoned in an alleyway with a pile of jelly beans beside him, and had kept him by his side ever since (Much to the annoyance of Annabeth).

And they all lived happily ever after!!!!

Annabeth😜