1. Aries: "Oh Jesus christ...someone can call me a doctor?!"

2. Sagittarius: "Hell no...I'm dead anyways! *shakes head innocently*"

3. Scorpio: "Hmn... I survived, that's good. I didn't get any injuries. Can I go now?"

4. Leo: " Holy Sh*t! I'm passing out! Help!!!"

5. Virgo: "Hmm....Doctor, what did you say? Huh?? *passes out from accident*"

6. Taurus: "You there...grab me some first aid kit! *stares coldly at you*"

7. Cancer: "Nope. It's not an accident, no accident....*closes eyes*"

8. Capricorn: " Ouch. It wasn't my head, was it? *feels dizzy*"

9. Pisces: " Sh*t! Sh*t!! I'm stuck in my f*cking car! Help!! Hello?!! Anyone!??"

10. Libra: "If you say so...would you please call 911? * looks at you*"

11. Aquarius: "Ugh! *sighs* *rubs head* My head, it's so...in pain! *passes out, someone calls 911 XD*"