Durarara

Izaya: Y/n

Y/n: what? im busy

Izaya: i have a question

Y/n: what is it?

Izaya: what if i slap you?

Y/N: WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS DAT? Of course i'll slap you back

Izaya: what if i punch you?

Y/n: i'll punch you back, idiot.

Izaya: if i'll kick you?

Y/n: i'll kick you back

Izaya: if i love you?

Y/n: .....

Y/n: then...

Y/n: i'll love you back