Armin: Mikasa! why is Eren being useless?!

Mikasa: he went in to a rage after transforming! we cant get him to wake up or respond!

Armin: Really!

Mikasa: Armin-

Armin: I mean seriously!? i couldn't do that if i tried! He had 1 f###ing job and  and he knocked himself out?!

Mikasa: Armin i literally do not have the time! now use your books to un-f#ck the situation!

Armin: Gaaaaaah alright!!

Mikasa: you have any ideas?!

Armin: I've got one. *pulls out sword* after all pain is the greatest motivator...

Mikasa: Armin? what are you doing?!

Armin: SHUT THE F#CK UP AND LET ME DO MY SH!T

Mikasa: ...!

Armin: He studies the various permutations of flesh and striations of muscle. *anchors 3DM gear*

Mikasa: A-Armin? 

Armin: He lifts the blade to start the feast. the whole world watches in ravenous hunger. He readies the strike!

Mikasa: Armin!?

Armin: Here it is mister whiskers take us home... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

*Eren titan roar* Mikasa: ARMIN WHAT THE F#CK