Yui: "W-Wait! I-I have to share a room with him?!"

After Yui yelled that, everyone in the house came downstairs to see what was going on.

Rin: "Hold on! You can't be serious! I don't trust this boy to sleep in the same room with her"

Saito: "Calm the hell down, it's not like I'm the one who came up with this room assignment"

Neptune: "This could either get really awkward or really kinky. I hope it's the second one"

Enju: "You're just weird"

Neptune: "Weird and proud of it"

Chelia: "Saito is right, he didn't write the room assignment. So can we all calm down and figure out a way to solve this?"

Yui's face got all red.

Yui: "A-Actually... I-I don't really mind..."

Illya: "Are you sure? It may just be better for you to share a room with one of us"

Akko: "It's all on what you want"

Saito: "And if you want, you can stay with me. Provided Rin doesn't go all Tsundere and start calling me Baka and a pervert"

Rin: "What did you say?!"

Saber: "Rin, you did yell at Saito without even being here for the entire conversation"

Rin pouted and looked away.

Rin: "Whatever"

Wendy: "So Yui, what do you want to do?"

Yui: "I guess I'll stay with Saito"

Saito: "Alright, I haven't checked the room out yet, but hopefully they left us two beds. If not, you can get the bed and I'll sleep on the floor"

Yui: "No! I'm not having you sleep on the floor"

Tina: "Maybe there is another bed or mattress in here somewhere"

Saito: "Good idea. I'll look later if we don't already have two beds"

Neptune: "Oh! One more thing! Make sure everyone knocks on Saito's door before entering. Just in case they're getting it on in there"

Saito: "Neptune, don't you have a slime to go kill or something...?"

Neptune: "Not here"

Saito: "Then go play a game"

Neptune: "I'm all over it!"

Neptune dashed into her room and slammed the door behind her.

Nepgear: "I apologize, she speaks her mind"

Illya: "That's not a bad thing, it's just she says everything on her mind"

After a while of talking, Yui walked up to me.

Yui: "Where is our room?"

Saito: "Here, I'll show you"

I grabbed my suitcase and backpack and we went upstairs. The upstairs was a long hallway, and of course, my room was all the way at the end. We walked to the door, where I put the key in the lock and opened it. The inside was really nice. It had a king size bed, a big walk in closet, our own bathroom, a mini fridge, and a huge flat screen tv. The floor had a nice, soft carpet and the ceiling had one big light built into it. On the wall was a big window with white curtains.

Yui: "Wow, this room is nice"

Saito: "Definitely different from what I'm used to"

I set my stuff down by the bed and Yui did the same.

Saito: "Oh crap, there's no second bed"

Yui blushed an even brighter red.

Yui: "M-Maybe we can sleep in the same bed...."

Saito: "What?!"

Yui: "I-I mean, it's a king size. We can easily fit in there and have plenty of space between us"

Saito: "I mean... I guess..."

Yui sat down on the bed and took something out of her bag. It was a small book. She then opened it and started writing in it.

Saito: "What's that?"

Yui hid the book in her arms.

Yui: "N-Nothing"

Saito: "Is it a diary?"

Yui: "M-M-Maybe...."

Saito: "Cool, don't worry, I don't really care, not to sound rude"

Yui: "I understand"

I then noticed something that I'm surprised I didn't notice before. She had a spade tail. I hadn't seen it move, but it looked so real.

Saito: "Hey, is that a real tail?"

Yui: "Y-Yeah, it's real"

The tail started swaying back and forth.

Saito: "Woah, that is so cool"

Yui: "T-Thanks"

Saito: "Hey, I'm pretty sure everyone else is still downstairs. And it's getting close to dinner time. Wanna head down?"

Yui: "Sure"

She set her diary down and we went back down stairs. Everyone was talking and it was pretty loud.

Yui: "I know how to cook for myself, but not much. I'm not sure how we're going to make enough food for everyone"

Saito: "Can you get everyone's attention?"

Yui: "Sure"

Yui positioned her tail close to the floor. She then slammed it down, making a loud crack noise, like a whip. Everyone then turned to us.

Saito: "Okay, it's getting close to dinner and since it's our first night, I wanted to make dinner for everyone. If that's okay with you"

Wendy: "That would be great, and I'll help out in any way I can"

Illya: "Same here, I'll help"

Saito: "Okay, everyone go relax and I'll tell you when dinner's ready"

Everyone left the kitchen and went to some other part of the house. All that was left was me, Wendy, Illya, and Yui.

Saito: "Alright, Yui, tell me what we have in the fridge"

Yui opened the fridge and her jaw dropped.

Yui: "Pretty much everything"

Saito: "Any salmon?"

Yui: "A lot"

Saito: "Dill?"

Yui: "Looks completely fresh, still on the vine and everything"

Wendy: "I found some lemons, salt, and pepper in the cabinet"

Illya: "And we have fettuccine pasta"

Saito: "Okay, I know what I'm going to make. Illya, start boiling the pasta, Yui, start crushing up that dill into little bits, Wendy, help me prepare the salmon"

We all started getting to work. Illya started boiling some water and put a large amount of pasta inside. Yui started to crush the dill into really small pieces. And with the help of Wendy, we prepared the salmon with salt, pepper, lemon juice, and a little bit of the crushed dill, then placed them all in the oven. Once they were done, we drained the pasta of all water and mixed the salmon in with the pasta, making sure the salmon was in little chunks prior. We then added some more dill and lemon juice to it.

Saito: "Okay, the dining table was set up before we got here, so everyone just go sit down"

Everyone then gathered around the table and sat down. I brought the food out and put a good amount of salmon pasta on everyone's plate. After I finally put some on my plate, I put the big bowel down and we all started eating.

Enju: Wow! This is really good!"

Chelia: "Yeah, the seasonings and lemon juice are perfectly mixed and even with the taste of the salmon and pasta"

Saber: "Thank you for the food, Saito"

Tina: "Thank you"

Nepgear: "Thank you"

Saito: "I didn't do it alone"

Wendy: "Still, you did most of it"

Yui: "Thank you so much"

Saito: "Thank you for helping"

Illya: "This may sound a little selfish and rude, but can you make dinner every night?"

Saito: "I'd be happy to"

Even though I got my food last, I was the first to finish.

Saito: "When everyone is done, just put everything in the dishwasher, I'll come out and put whatever food is leftover in the fridge"

I put my plate and utensils in the dish washer and went upstairs to my room. I plopped down onto the bed and stared at the ceiling. After a while, I turned and saw Yui's diary just laying there, open. I didn't look at it too long, since I didn't want to read a girls diary, but I only got a chance to see one word. And that word made me a little worried the longer I thought about it. The word was "masochist"

Curiosity got the better of me and I read the page. I can't put most of it down, but it was mainly talking about what being a masochist was like.

Saito: "What the..."

Yui: *clears throat*

I slowly turned around and saw Yui standing at the door looking at me.

Saito: "I-I'm so sorry! I-It was open when I walked in and I got really curious!"

Yui closed the door, walked over to me, and grabbed the book.

Yui: "So... you know my secret then..."

Saito: "What do you mean?"

Yui: "You know what I mean"

Saito: "I... really don't"

Yui: "If this is to make me suffer... then you're doing a good job..."

She looked up at me with a blushing smile.

Yui: "I'm a hardcore masochist!"

I jumped up in shock.

Saito: "W-What?!"

Yui: "Wait! You didn't know?!"

Saito: "I'm so sorry! I shouldn't have looked"

Yui blushed really hard.

Yui: "Oh god.... Promise to not tell anyone. If you promise, I'll be your slave"

Saito: "I'm not making you my slave"

Yui: "P-Please make me your slave! I'm such a hardcore masochist and I need to be punished!"

Saito: "I... don't know how to respond..."

Yui: "Respond by spanking me!"

Saito: "I am not doing that!"

She then slipped on a dog collar and leash around her neck.

Yui: "Make me your dog!"

Saito: "Aaaaaaand that's my cue to leave"

I then left the room and walked back downstairs. The only people who were downstairs were Illya, Wendy, and Neptune. They were sitting in the living room, talking. I then sat down in one of the chairs.

Saito: "I... have a problem"

Wendy: "What is it?"

Saito: "Yui is a masochist"

Illya: "How do you know?"

Saito: "She literally put on a dog collar and leash and told me to make her my dog"

Neptune: "Kinky~ I think she'd like my friend, Plutia. She's a dominatrix"

Illya: "My friend Chloe is somewhat of a dominatrix"

Saito: "Not helping"

Wendy: "I'm sure everything will be fine. Just tell her you're not interested, and to just forget the whole thing happened"

Saito: "I guess you're right. Thanks, Wendy"

Wendy: "I'm glad I could help"

I got up and went back upstairs. I saw Yui blushing up a storm while laying down on the bed. When she saw me, she sat right up and smiled.

Yui: "Have you changed you mind!"

Saito: "No, I haven't. Let's just forget this whole thing happened and just go back to normal"

Yui: "This is normal. This is who I really am"

Saito: "What can I do to make you stop acting like this?"

Yui: "Make me your slave and command me to stop"

Saito: "Fine.... as your.... "master"... I command you to stop acting like a masochist"

She stood right up and bowed.

Yui: "Yes Master"

Saito: "Just call me Saito"

Yui: "Yes Saito"

Saito: "Okay, now that that's settled, let's try and get the room set up for the night"

We both unpacked our stuff and filled the closet with our clothes. I got the left side of the closet while Yui got the right. While she was putting the clothes away, she accidentally dropped a pair of her panties. I picked them up and handed them to her, however she was blushing hard and breathing heavily.

Yui: "You should've taken them and teased me. That would've made me moi—"

Saito: "HOLD ON, I said no more masochist stuff. We also need to keep this PG13"

Yui: "Oops, do you wish to punish me?"

Saito: "What?! No!"

Yui: "You're no fun"

I'm going to go crazy by the end of this, I can already tell.