Karma: You ready?

Bold: *nods*

Nagisa: Let's go

Kayano: *walks out smiling* Hi, Korosensei!

Korosensei: Ah, Kayano-san. What brings you here?

Kayano: I wanted to show you something!

Korosensei: Ohoho, what is it?

Bold: *up on the tree with a sniper* *focuses*

Karma: *holding a throwing knife*

Nagisa: *holding a gun*

Korosensei: Chotto matte, Kayano-san.

Kayano: N-nande?

Korosensei: *goes to the trees and takes Bold's, Karma's and Nagisa's weapons* You can't assassinate me when Kayano-san here is asking me something.

Bold: Oh come on!! I got my best sniper too!

Nagisa: Don't you have more?

Bold: I stole that from a military base..........

Everyone besides Bold: EH?!

Bold: The soldier let me take it!!!

Karma: ..........he was asleep, wasn't he?

Bold: yep!

Korosensei: I'm taking this back to the military. I'll return before class starts!! *flies away*

Bold: NOOOOOOOOO!!! MY SNIPER!!!

*Assassination one of the day: Failed and Bold's sniper was taken*

Nagisa: Ritsu, you can do this, can't you?

Ritsu: Of course I can!

Bold: Then we'll leave you to this.

Ritsu: Hai!

Korosensei: *enters*

Everyone: *stands up and bows* Ohayo, Korosensei.

Korosensei: Eh? You all are not trying to assassinate me now? *face turns to a striped green* Guess you know now I am impossible to kill, eh?

Bold: GIVE ME BACK MY SNIPER!!!

Everyone besides Bold: *looks at Bold*

Bold: What? I like my sniper.

Everyone besides Bold: *sweatdrops*

Ritsu: *inside of Korosensei's phone (which he stole)*

Kayano: What is the next plan?

Nagisa: *smiles* You'll see soon.

Ritsu: *electricutes Korosensei*

Korosensei: *shocked, literally*

Bold: *steps on his head* That was for my favorite sniper.

Everyone: *stands up and holds their weapons* NOW!!! *shoots or runs to Korosensei with a knife*

Korosensei: *sweatdrops and quickly gets up and runs*

Karma: *shoots a bullet at his tentacle*

Nagisa: *also hits one of his tentacles*

Korosensei: *goes on the roof* Ha ha! You can't hit me now!!

Ritsu: *in Bold's phone* S-sorry, guys. I messed up.

Bold: It's ok, Ritsu-chan. *smiles but has a death aura around her* He better give me back my sniper soon or else............

Everyone besides Bold and Ritsu: *wisely stays away from Bold*

*Assassination two of the day: Fail and a sniper has not been returned*

Bold: I want my sniper back!!!!

Karma: Relax, Bold. *drinks his juice* You can get a sniper from the military again.

Bold: But It'll not be the same........

Kayano: Doesn't Bold-san have more snipers in her house?

Bold: And I have other guns and weapons.

Nagisa: Here comes Korosensei

Karma, Bold and Kayano: *looks at Korosensei*

Korosensei: *eating pizza* Pizza from Italy sure is good!

Bold: *drooling* Pizza..........

Karma: *takes out his camera and takes a picture* I'm saving this forever!

Bold: Hey!

Nagisa: Plan C is a go.

Bold: *mumbles* I hate plan C. Why didn't you ask Nakamura-san to do this? She can do this way better than me.

Kayano: Just go!

Bold: Fine. *walks out and smiles* Korosensei! Can you help me with a science?

Korosensei: Why don't you ask Okuda-san?

Bold: She's busy now. Please??????? *hugs Korosensei and gives an adorable look*

Korosensei: *blushes* S-sure

Nagisa and Karma: *burning with jealousy*

Nagisa: Why did I make a plan like this anyway?

Kayano: Quick! While he's disracted!

Nagisa and Karma: Gladly. *takes out their guns*

Bold: Korosensei~ *thinks* I hate my life so much right now. They better keep their promises later.

Nagisa and Karma: *shoot*

Korosensei: *runs away with Bold in his tentacles and goes on a tree and puts down Bold*

Bold: *takes some food out of the tree trunk and eats* Hey! I'm over here! *waves at Karma, Nagisa and Kayano*

Kayano: Bold-san! *runs to her* We thought that you were kidnapped by Korosensei or something!

Korosensei: W-why would I kidnap her?

Karma: *climbs up the tree and brings Bold down, bridal style*

Bold: *blushes and gets off*

All Karma fangirls: *burning in rage*

Bold: Oui! Sensei!

Korosensei: Nani?

Bold: *shouts* GIVE ME BACK MY SNIPER NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

*birds have fled the forest*

Every student in the school: *closes their ears*

Korosensei: Fine fine! But you can't use it against the army, ok?

Bold: *stops shouting and smiles* Thank you!

Korosensei: *runs to the military base*

Nagisa: *sighs* Guess we failed this time too.

Kayano: Cheer up! We still have 2 more plan!

Bold: And I told you I can't seduce someone! I don't even pay attention in Bitch-sensei's class!

Karma: Come on, let's set up for the next plan.

Bold and Kayano: Hai!

Nagisa: Oh yea. Our promise if Bold tried.

Karma and Nagisa: *kisses Bold on the cheek*

Bold: *blushes and walks forwards*

*Assassination three of the day: Failed but Bold managed to get her sniper back*

Korosensei: *gives back Bold's sniper*

Bold: *smiles* Thank you. *takes it and walks to her seat*

Korosensei: All right, everyone. We are having a math quiz today. *takes the papers and gives everyone* Treat this as an actual test!

Everyone: *does the test*

*20 minutes later*

Karma and Bold: *stands up and gives the paper to Korosensei*

Korosensei: Fast as usually I see.

Karma: It was really easy

Bold: Seriously!

Korosensei: ohhoho. So you think you can get a 100?

Bold: maybe not a 100 but maybe at least 95

Karma: Same

Everyone besides them: *can't even do question 3*

Bold: Hey, Korosensei.

Korosensei: What is it? *stops marking*

Bold: *takes out a knife and stabs his tentacle*

Karma: *stabs his heart*

Korosensei: *dodged the stab to a heart*

Bold and Karma: At least we tried.

*Assassination four of the day: Failed*

*the end of the class*

Korosensei: ok, everyone. See you tomorow! *walks out*

Nagisa, Karma and Kayano: *nods head and stands just undernenth the door*

Korosensei: *notices* What's going on-

*a bullet shoots near Korosensei's heart*

Korosensei: *managed to escape*

*another bullet hits his body*

Korosensei: *barely dodges* *pulls a tentacle and pulls out bold*

Bold: hey! Let me down!

Korosensei: Trying to assassinate me with a sniper eh?

Bold: It was convienent!

Korosensei: See you all tomorrow! *super speeds off*

Bold: We only did a little damage!

Kayano: *smiles* It was better than nothing though.

Nagisa: Ya

Karma: Come on. Let's walk back home together.

Bold: *sighs* fine *walks home with the others*

*Assassination five of the day: Failed*

Today fails: 5

Total fails: 47