Naruto families are pains
Okay, gonna rant about Naruto here (fave manga in the world) so yeah, just lettin' those Naruto haters know.
Now, I love Naruto, I actually consider myself one of the biggest Naruto fanatics out there. Like at one point, I was so obsessed w/ Naruto, pretty much everything reminded me of the series:
See a bit of orange? OH MY GOD JUST LIKE NARUTO!!!!
Learn about volcanoes and explosions in science? DUDE, DEIDARA- OH MY GOSH!!!!!!
See a scorpion on a tv doco? FREAK'S SAKE, IT'S SASORI!!!!!!
See a random raven or crow on the street? ITACHI, IT'S YOU!!!!!!!!!
Hear something about a screw, a scarecrow? NEJI!!!!! KAKASHI, DUDE!!!!!!!!!
Yeah. I love this series too much. But just like any other series or story in general, Naruto has some imperfections and some things and characters (DANZO, COUNSELLORS, THAT'S U I'M TALKIN' ABOUT!!!!) that really get on my nerves...
...LIKE WHY DO WE KNOW A MILLION FAMILY MEMBERS OF SOME CHARACTERS, BUT THEIR PARENTS!!!!!!!!!!!???????
(....Okay, what I meant there is that w/ some characters, u know like their whole family BUT the parents...)
Like u got Tsunade, right? U know her grandaddy, her grandma (Hashirama!!! Mito ^^), her lil' bro, the guy she fell in love w/, her grand uncles- u know 'em all, but wait: her parents? Oh come on Kishimoto! U could've at least mentioned 'em once, at least once! She obviously got her blond hair from somewhere!!!! We're always talkin' about Hashi and Tobirama, and this dude, and that dude, but WHAT ABOUT HER FREAKIN' PARENTS!?
Or like Kaguya. U know, the crazy demonic goddess that Sakura punched damn hard in the face (just reminding those Sakura haters). Okay, Kaguya had two sons, right? They're her sons, so she somehow gave birth to 'em, right? BUT WHO THE HELL IS THE DAD!? I'm pretty sure I learnt at school that you need a guy and girl to have a baby, not just one girl, even if she is a crazy op alien goddess. And u saw Kaguya's reaction to Naruto's sexy jutsu, she obviously got out w/ some weirdo ninja HUMAN guy. BUT WHO!?!?!? And then Rikudou Sennin later has two kids himself, and this time u know who's the dad, BUT WHO'S THE FREAKIN' MUM!?!?!?!?
Like half of the Naruto characters who are shown to have a dad don't seem to have a mum: Kakashi, Hashirama/Tobirama/Itama/Kawarama, Madara/Izuna, Neji, Hinata, Gai, Shisui, Ino- the list goes on guys. Seriously, they could've at least had the audacity of mentioning the mum! Yes, ik, Kakashi's dad mentioned his wife at the last minute just b4 Kakashi got resurrected, but come on Kakashi! U could've at least mentioned her BEFORE u died. Ur just lucky Nagato brought u back to life, u have a second chance on giving ur mum some acknowledgement!
And what about Madara's bros? Excluding Izuna, he had like 3 or 4 bros, and he mentions 'em, but you never even get to know their names. Come on ppl! Ik that it's not necessary for the plot, but I feel like they're not really anything to Mada's backstory now, cuz u know nothing about them except that they're DEAD. Which sucks, to think that the only thing ppl know about u is that ur freakin' dead.
Or Kawarama, they didn't even SHOW his face in the manga! The only thing of him u saw was his freakin' burial, and that just sucks. At least the anime tried to invent some design for him, but I still feel like he was just pinned there to give a reason for some dramatic plot, i.e. Butsuma punches Hashi for being "insolent".
(I would've punched Butsuma for being insolent himself, punching his own son! I mean, I guess it's okay if Dai and Gai do it, but NOT ANYBODY ELSE!!!!!!)
Right, I did have more to say, but I think this rant's gettin' too long... geez, I didn't think I would write this much.
WHATEVER.
NARUTO FAMILY MEMBERS ARE JUST A PAIN!!!!!
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I'll shut up for now.
-Senju11 T_T
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