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Nonononomonononocoolnonono! This can't happen! They need Haruhi to do the physical exam, and Honey talks to Usa-chan when he offers fancy tuna!

I look, and see a black door. So it IS always there! I ask Honey to wait. I charge at the black magic club.

"I need help! Or a curse doll! Or both!" I yell.

A hooded figure looks up. "Nekozawa-senpai!" I say.

His hood falls back. （≧∇≦）

I fangirl. I run up to him. I start rambling about his hair, his face, and his cloak, not to mention his cat puppet.

"WHO ARE YOU!?" He screams, jumping into a corner.

"Sydney Lalandish," I say.

"Isn't that a girl's name?"

"Only when it's spelled S-Y-D-N-E-Y. S-I-D-N-E-Y can be both."

"Okay...."

"You can call me Sid."

"So, about needing help... What happened?"

I tell him how Usa-chan became Kuma-chan and how Honey's crying.

He nods and grabs a doll. Then, he writes "Kuma-chan" on the back.

Nothing happens. And then he writes "Honey" on the back.