Germany screams as everyone calms down.

[i had this part where Japan noticed me, threw a sword at my ear and questions who I am]

Canada stands and whispers to me. No one seems to notice.

"Well?" Germany asks. Japan gently takes the sword out from above my ear and looks at me an- OHMIGOSH WAS THAT A SMILE!?

I breathe and look Germany in the eye. "I am Greenland," I say, arms ready to fight.

But Germany just nods. "Very well, but we do not know where you live."

"What!?" I panic.

"In case there is an emergency world conference."

Oh, of course! I sigh with relief.

"She could stay with me," Japan stands from his seat calmly.

A few countries question each other. "She? I thought it was a guy!" Some remark.

I nod. "I could stay with him!"

"All right, Japan. Greenland can stay with you. Now, About our MEETING!" Germany continues ranting.