Honey stares blankly.

"Siddi-chan... IS A GIR-" he starts yelling. Hikaru slaps his hand over Honey's mouth.

Honey must have run out of cake, and come to see me.

"So, who do you want to tell this to first?" Kaoru grins.

"No! If you tell someone, I cant repay my debt!"

"We'll keep you're secret... If you can tell us apart!" The twins say as the place hats on their heads.

They switch them selves around. "So who is it?" Honey asks.

I run up and hug the twin on the right. "THIS is my little Hikaru!" I say as he blushes.

"Wrong!" They both laugh. I yank of the hat of the one I'm hugging. His hair sticks out the way Hikaru's does.

"Fine! We'll keep your secret..."

"...on one condition!"

I gulp.

"Why did you only slap Kaoru?" They ask.

"Cuz I love Hikaru!" I blush.

"So, you're name isn't spelled S-I-D, is it? It's S-Y-D!" Honey chimes.

"Yes," I say.

Then I pull them together, and whisper into all three's ears.

They nod, and together, we march into the Host Club. I pull down my shirt, which stayed buttoned.

"Boss, we need to talk," the twins demand of Tamaki.

"Syddi-chan needs to be a host!" Exclaims Honey.

"He already is," murmurs Tamaki.

"No, sh- HE is just an errand boy!" The twins emphasize boy.

"Pwease!?" Honey begs.

The guest coo. Honey must be a kawaii chick magnet.

I think about how

( T_T)＼(^-^ )

Kawaii Honey is.

But then he sobs. "For Usa-chan? Pwetty Pwease?" He tears up.

"Alright! Sidney Lalandish, starting today, you are a host!" Tamaki cheers.