Me: *whispers* Kid

Kid: What

Me: You're asymmetrical

Kid: 😥

Me: lol loser even Nyan Cat is symmetrical

Nyan Cat: MEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEWMEWMEWMEWMEWMEWMEWMEWMEWMEWMEWMEWMEWMEWMEWMEW

Kid: *cries*