Me: *filming* A man and a woman are at a card table. They write truths on cards, slam 'em down on the table.

America: *is at table with Belarus*

Belarus: *smiling really sweetly*

America: Hello, my name is Alfred, and I'm a Cancer *puts card down*

Belarus: Hello, my name is Natalia, and I'm a psyCHO *slams card down*

America: Uh... My dad used to lock me in the closet when I was three years old. *throws card down*

Belarus: My dad came out of the closet when I was four *sweetly puts card down*

America: ... I can only orgasm when I'm on top *cautiously puts card down

Belarus: I can only orgasm on CRACK!! *slams card down and dances*

America: I have an imaginary friend, his name is Bosco *puts card down*

Belarus: YOU KNOW BOSCO?!

America: I'm neurotic, I need other people *puts card down*

Belarus: I'm schizophrenic, I AM OTHER PEOPLE