Yukio: D*MMIT RIN

Me: What, did he lose control again?!

Yukio: No; Shima got him freaking drunk!

Me: Sh*t

Rin: *staggers into the room yelling in confusion about his tail disappearing or not* IS IT THERE? DO YOU SEE IT?

Me: *sarcastically* No, it's not there...

Rin: IT'S NNOT?! *looks at tail* Yyou LIED to mee

Me: Rin, you're drunk.

Rin: And YoU'rE a b*tch

Me: Bruh *gets mad*

Shiemi: *walks in*

Rin: Shshshiemiiii you gotta nice a*s

Me: Okay, we're leaving *grabs Rin's collar and drags him away*

Rin: N-Noooo, she's got da booty *as we pass Shiemi, he tries to slap her booty*

Me: You're so drunk right now *yanks his shirt, thus tightening his tie*

Rin: Yyyou'resooomeaaaaan

Me: Shut up, you f*cking drunk *walks out door with the drunk idiot*

Kiragakure: ... What'sssss his deaaaal

Me: GODD*MMIT SHURA

Kiragakure: You wannnnnna get druuuuunk? Go to Shimaaaa

Me: *grabs the collar of her jacket and drags her with me* You're going to the Vatican

Rin: NUU NOTAGAINNNN

Kiragakure: Oi, shaddup *swats him*

Rin: NUUUUU *shoves her away*

Me: D*MMIT, YOU DRUNKS

Kiragakure: Shhhimmaaaa is over derre~ *points somewhere*

Me: *walks there with the struggling idiots*

Shima: *face-down in his own puke*

Me: GET UP, IDIOT

Shima: *gurgling noises*

Me: SHIMA!!

Shima: *looks up* Whaddisit, you wanna beeeeeeer?

Me: H*ll naw. Get up and go home, you perverted--

Shima: Sssshhhhhh, the beer is upseeeeeet *holds bottle of beer by his face* It's speakintomeeeeee

Me: I hate you. So much. Not just now. But always.

Shima: SsSsSSShhhHhhH

Me: NO *walks out*