Ciel: I can't believe you're doing this

Me: What?

Ciel: Prank-calling Sebastian

Me: What's wrong with that?

Ciel: dO YOU NEED TO ASK

Me: You're 4000% done aren't you

Ciel: I'm so done with you

Me: Too bad, you're tied to a chair. It'll add to the authenticity *dials Sebby-chan's number*

Me: *deep voice* I have your boyfriend with me. Pay up if you want to keep him.

Sebastian: I have Caller ID, Luna-san.

Me: *throws phone* F*ck this sh*t I'm out *grabs Ciel on his chair and runs out*

Ciel: lET ME GO YOU MANIAC

Me: NEVER MUAHAHAHAH *feeds Ciel to rabid fangirls*