Sebastian: 🎶I will follow him... Follow him wherever he may gooooooo
There isn't an ocean too deep
A mountain so high it could keep meeeeee--🎶

Me: *walks in* Sebastian-kun, I need some help with...

What are you doing?

Sebastian: Nothing.

Me: *walks up to him and looks him straight in the eye by glaring upwards*

Sebastian: ... *doesn't flinch*

Me: *after a minute* You're good, people usually flinch. Seriously, though, what were you doing.

Sebastian: I will get the silverware.

Me: oH MY GOD