Eren: *is Titan*

Annie: *is Titan*

Annie: *starts running*

Eren: *runs after her* GIRL LEMME LOVE YOU ;-;

Me: Nope *magically becomes a Titan and punches Eren* Eren x Annie is stupid

Annie: wth

Mikasa: Yah Eren is mine

Armin: He's mine

Levi: NOPE he's mine

Me: wth all of you shut up * flies away*

*real life*

Hanji: *pokes my head* Wake up

Me: *still sleeping*

Hanji: ... WAKE UP

Me: *wakes up, grabs Nerf Rebelle crossbow that is next to bed and always cocked and ready to shoot* WTH HANJI *points crossbow at her*

Hanji: ;-; *casually hides phone behind her*

Me: *shoots her in head*

Hanji: *flies through window* WORTH IT

Levi: *hiccups*