Sasha: YOU GET A THEME SONG! *points to Eren*

Eren: wth

Sasha: *starts screaming Guren no Yumiya at the top of her lungs*

Eren: OH MY GOD STOP *pushes Sasha away*

Sasha: YOU GET A THEME SONG *points to Levi*

Levi: DON'T YOU DARE--

Sasha: *yelling Jiyuu no Tsubasa*

Levi: *slaps her, and she magically flies to Mikasa*

Sasha: YOU GET A THEME SONG *points to Mikasa*

Mikasa: Oh H*LL NAW

Sasha: 🎶I'M A BOSS-A*S B*TCH B*TCH B*TCH🎶

Mikasa: *kicks her away*

Sasha: YOU GET A THEME SONG *points to Petra*

Petra: ...

Sasha: 🎶At first I was afraid, I was PETRA-FIED🎶

Petra: 😥

Me: SASHA NO *pushes her out window*

Sasha: YOU GET A THEME SONG *points to Jean*

Jean: FUUUUU

Sasha: 🎶LOOK AT MY HORSE, MY HORSE IS AMAZING🎶

Jean: Screw you *runs off like the majestic stallion he is*