Me: ughhh... I don't wanna do this.

Pinko: might not be too bad.

Me: you have NO idea how much I fight with them!

Joker: how much do you fight with them?

Me: all my life.

Shadow: how old are you exactly?

Me: uhhhh *coughs* 9,500 *cough*

Everyone but me: WHAT?!?

Me: WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?!

Spade: YOU LOOK 15!

Me: well I'm not! I stopped growing around 1,000.

Shadow: your THAT old?!

Me: actually, I'm super young compared to the other time lords.

Spade: HOW OLD ARE OTHER TIME LORDS?!

Me: around 5,000,000,000 or something.

Everyone: ...WHAT THE HELL?!

Shadow: so what are we doing?

Me: we'll be facing some of my enemies.

Kaito: how many enemies do you have?

Me: well...too much for someone like me.

Shadow: who are we facing first?

Me: Davros. He is responsible for the daleks and have wanted to KILL me for the longest time.

Shadow: how long?

Me: since I was 500.

Everyone: THAT LONG?!

Joker: can we get a picture?

Me: you sure? He's really ugly.

Joker: I'm sure.

Queen: I'm curious too!

Me: ok then...

Joker: IT'S TOO UGLY!

Queen: oh my god.

Spade: I'm dead.

Me: I told you.

♧♤TIME SKIP TO AFTER DEFEATING♤♧

Shadow: THAT...WAS...HARD!

Me: WHAT DO YOU THINK I DO?!

Joker: WE ALMOST DIED!

Queen: *panting* that...was...horrible...

Me: welcome to my life.

Everyone except me: WHAT?!

Spade: just how many times do you face him?

Me: forever.

Spade: that gotta be hard.

Me: ehhhh not that hard. Anyway!! That's it for today! Put requests in the comments and...you know what.

Shadow: *killing me* DIE!!!

Me: STOP THAT!

Everyone except me and Shadow: SEE YA SOON~