A/N: cuz a certain person keeps asking for ZoLu. Sadly for demonedangels its not smut. Please don't cry. But if I were to write smut. Just for the nastiness and wrongness. I'd make Luffy the seme cuz that would be messed up to write!

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Title: Trying Weird Confessions

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Zoro jugged down another bottle of beer before wiping his mouth with his forearm and leaning back on the deck and beginning his sixth nap of the day.

All the other crew members had gone to celebrate and party with the people of the island for God knows what! They had been partying for two nights so far, and Zoro gladly volunteered to stay back and look after the ship.

It was a peaceful night, the Thousand Sunny Go was docked far from the city central so not a sound from the pandemonium could be heard. The sea rolled in and scraped at the hull of the ship. The sun dipped further down the horizon and stars began to shine in the growing night.

And Zoro was alone; just the way he liked it!

His eyes dropped further and further down and his pulse began to slow down and he fell-

"Zooo-wooooo!"

-Asleep?

One eye snapped open and scanned the surroundings. Zoro tried to sense if there was an enemy around however no one threatening appeared under his radar.

"Senpwai!" Bartolomeo? But he wasn't on the island... But he was he only person to refer to the Straw Hats as 'Senpai'

"De c-captayn... Owderrrs yow to do as he sayyys!!"

Drunk Luffy!

Zoro shook his head and tried to fall asleep once more. Thinking about the crashing waves, the shimmering stars, the setting sun, the appearing crescent moon and he was all alo-

"ZO-WO!"

'There was literally no point in going back to sleep', Zoro thought. He heaved himself up and trudged towards the edge of the ship and leaned on his elbows, his eyes glazing over to Luffy who was stumbling over his one feet- whilst standing...?

"What!" Zoro exclaimed. He decided he should make this quick, and if it took longer than anticipated, he'd knock his captain out. The man was drunk so he wasn't going to fight back!

"I... I ha-hafe to twell yow... Someting!" Luffy yelled whilst taking another sip from the booze in his hand. Zoro took a few minutes to understand what he was saying because people couldn't understand Luffy when sober, so him drunk was something else. 

"I laarvvvee yooooo!" (I❤️U). "Les dayyyte. Be ma bwoy-fren!" (Let's date. Be ma boyfriend 😏)

"Well you better love me, we've been dating for six months now."

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