A/N: this is the most uncanon ship ever. -_-

Title: Stalker

I leaned forward, clutching on to the wall as though my life depended on it. I couldn't risk him seeing me. I'm way too cool to admit something as demeaning as spying. Or as I like to call it stalking the prey. And might I add that this prey is quite troublesome and is too difficult to catch.

Natsu

His short, fluffy and pink hair billowed in the wind and it was like small waves in the ocean, swaying and rippling in the breeze. His face was stunning and his skin was fair. His obsidian black eyes twinkling in the sunlight.

I couldn't believe I was so fearful and scared to approach him! Me, a ladies man, a smooth talker and someone who could get any date they wanted. Yet when it came to Natsu, I couldn't even breathe much less go over there and talk to him.

Worst case scenario; Lucy forces me back to the Celestial world.

"Loke?" Someone whispered in my ear as I stared straight ahead. I then realised that Natsu was no longer there. I slowly turned my head, eyes wide when I saw Natsu standing there. His very presence was enough to make my heart flutter. He caught me staring and blushed, looking away.

"Are you spying on me?" He muttered. His lips were pouted and he seemed to be twisting his finger around one strand of hair and he kept glazing at the ground.

He was just as nervous and shy as me when it came to each other.

"No!" I bellowed, punching my chest as I pushed it forward with my head held high. "I'm as manly as Elfman. I ain't so unmanly as to spy on you!"

I then was then aware of the fact I basically screamed at his face. "I mean 'no'" I said apologetically.

I think Elfmans weird manliness rubbed off on me. I really should keep away from that guy.

"Oh." He then turned his heel and walked of hurriedly.

"Wait! Loke loves you!" Someone screamed behind me. Natsu turned and he was scarlet red and so was I.
I looked back and saw it was a drunk Gajeel making a fool of himself near Levy.

"Get married and have babies. And *hick* you know how to make babies *hick* right." He winked at is as he hiccuped some more. Didn't he know that two guys couldn't make...

By this time we were so red that we had smoke rising from our bodies.

"We already know they love each other Gajeel. It's just there too embarrassed and prideful to admit. But Loke lost that dignity since he started 'Stalking' Natsu." Mira said from the counter. She made quotation marks with there fingers when she said 'stalking' as in she didn't believe me. She saw my expression and smirked."What you said you weren't spying on him." The whole guild burst out laughing as I sweat dropped.

"Shut up. I still have my dignity cuz I'm a ladies man!" I bellowed.

"What kind of ladies man can't muster up the courage to ask a guy out!" Gray retorted.

"You! Since you asked Juvia out... A girl! So ha! And I will..." It was now or never. If I did this and he accepted I would be the happiest ladies-man in the whole universe and celestial world. But if he didn't accept me, I could always push down my feelings like always and make out with some hot girls

"Natsu will you go out with me?" I shouted back. I only then realised I asked him out and started blushing again. I held my breathe as I waited for him to reject me.

"Sure." He said smiling. "But first let's fight!" And the whole guild did what they did best. Beat the crap out of each other.

But every once in a while we'd throw each other loving glances.

A/N: that was shit. I know... TT^TT

BLAME ASURI SINCE SHE ASKED FOR THIS NEVER WILL CANON SHIP WITH NO MOMENTS!