Here are the different types of people that like anime. Which one are you? 

Anime- Lover:

 - They find anime enjoyable, but don't obsess.

 - Know a couple of series and are fond of them. 

 - Usually only watches one episode of anime a day, or a just a mere few every week. 

 - Usually, have many other interests and are compatible with many other people. 

 - Are still pure, as the influence of anime hasn't darkened their soul yet. (JK, JK.) XD

Otaku:

   - Knows and loves many series, may obsess on a few.  

 - Shows their love for anime in moderation. 

 - Watches several episodes a day, or about 8-20 in a week. (Or more/ less, depending on their lifestyle/ how busy they are.)

 - Understand why some people may dislike anime and is still compatible with the haters. They can also openly criticize anime and joke about it as well. 

 - (!Opinion alert!) Tend to act slightly more educated then weebs. I know this because, in middle school, all the otaku's were A and B students and all of the weebs were D and F students. (Again, no hate towards weebs, I love all humans the same.)

Weeb: 

 - Obsesses over most anime series.

 - Thinks anime is the best and will often hate other animation, especially western animation.

 - Watches as much anime as they possibly can, and will ditch other activities if necessary.

 - Think they know all about Japan, (when in reality, most of there info about Japan comes from surprise, surprise, anime.)

 -  Use Japanese words such as "Kawaii" and "Chan, Sensei, Kun, Senpai, etc." When talking to others. 

Mega-Weeb:

  - Brings obsession to a whole new level. 

- Hates everyone who dislikes anime, and hates on all non-anime things. 

 - Goes out of there way to watch anime at all times, will ditch sleep and other activities to do so. 

 - Openly brags about knowing everything about Japan. Also uses Japanese words whenever they can, (and usually in the most irrelevant situations.)

 - Usually VERY undereducated about a lot of things. 

 - Is 10 times more annoying than a regular weeb.

I'll-kill-for-anime-Weeb:

 - Do I have to explain? 

 - Ok, I really hope these people don't exist. 

Now time for a little story about a mega-weeb I encountered - I really hope I'm not offending anyone by bad-mouthing weebs, I'm just sharing something that really happened to me. 

STORYTIME  #MyCrazyWeebStory- 

Ok, so once I was just freaking minding my own business and walking back to my home from the library. I usually bring back some manga, as well as a bunch of novels every time I go, so my hands were full. On the way back to my house, this weeb girl pops out of NOWHERE and snatches one of my manga volumes out of my hands. 

She's then like, "OMG YOU LIKE ANIME AND MANGA TOO! WOW, I WAS SEARCHING FOR THIS VOLUME EVERYWHERE! CAN I TAKE IT?!" 

I remember being so confused at that very moment. Like, this friend-deprived crazy teen had just approached me, SNATCHED a manga book from my hands, and then ASKED ME IF SHE COULD TAKE IT. LIKE WTF?

 After scanning the back of the manga, she looks at me and is like, "So, what's your name? I want to address you formally." 

I remember being even more confused as soon as she said that. Like girl, you want to be FORMAL? Try to learn some manners first, idiot. She was insistent on knowing my name, and I really didn't want to give this crazy teen my real name, so I remember saying that my name was Sasha. 

As soon as she heard that, she was like, "OMG, THEN I CAN CALL YOU SASHA-CHAN! WE CAN BE BEST FRIENDS!" 

Ok, here are all of the things that are wrong with that. 

#1. I was (most likely) older than her. 

#2. I never said or implied that I wanted to be friends with her. 

#3. HOW THE F*CK IS THAT FORMAL. 

#4. Where are this girl's PARENTS? 

So, my mind is racing, and the best I could come up with was, "Girl if you don't give me that manga book back, I'm calling the police. Hand it over." 

Surprisingly, being the klutz that she was, she slowly placed the book back in my hands and backed away, shouting, "We'll meet again, Sasha-chan!" 

And to this day, I'm still terrified that I'll meet up with her again. #MyLife 

Vote on this chapter if you have ever encountered a crazy incident with someone who obsesses over anime. 

 So what are your crazy weeb stories? Comment below! 

Note - This chapter was not meant to harass, bully, or put down weebs. I kinda made this as a joke, so I'm sorry if I hurt or offended anyone.