Or should I say anime daddy jokes lol  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Q - When did Kirito get married?

A - Asuna-s possible (As soon as possible.)

Q - Can Naruto throw a ninja star? 

A - Shuriken (Shur-he-can)

Q - What do you call a titan that can't swim?

A - TITANic

Q - What do you call a Hispanic otaku? 

A - An O-TACO

Q - How do you lock a butler? 

A - You "Ciel" him off. 

Q - I got a new phone and wanted to change my password to Levi, but I couldn't. Why? 

A - The password was too short. 

Q - What did Ed say before trying to get his brother's body back? 

A - It's Al or nothing.

Q - What's a bug ninja called? 

A - A Shino-bee

Q - What type of whale would Light Yagami be? 

A - A Kira-whale (Killer whale.)

Q - What do Nintendo and Orochimaru have in common? 

A - They are both turned on by little boys.

Q - How much energy does Killua generate? 

A - A killu-watt

Q - What did Konata's friends say to her when she was feeling down? 

A - Don't worry, you're such a lucky star!

And last, but not least...

Q - What do you call all of the lesbian anime porn you hide in your freezer? 

A - (Comment your answers below!)

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