Yumemi: AHHHHH!

Yukiho: Why are you screaming?

Yumemi: THERE IS A PIRATE IN THE BASEMENT!

Yukiho: ...You can't be serious.

In the basement

Rin: Let's poke him with a stick.

Rin-Chan: *pokes pirate with a stick*

???: Ow!

Meiko: This guy sounds awfully familiar.

???: It's me!

Len: Oh dang. It's just that weird British kid.

Teto: OH HEY, OLIVER.

Miku: Why do you look so angry?

Oliver: Nobody even noticed that I was around! I sleep in here!

Tei: Oh boy, here we go...

Oliver: NONE OF YOU PEEPS NOTICED ME. NONE OF MY SENPAIS NOTICED ME! *runs away*

Len: Pssh, what a weirdo.

Kaito: Don't be rude, Len-Kun.

Miko: He's not that weird.

Rin: Why do you have to be such a heckler, bro?

Len: Rin, that guy smells like the ocean. Heck, he made the whole basement smell like the sea! That's what that weird scent has been the entire time we've all known each other!

Kotori: It's really sad that no one noticed him.

Mako: Yeah, but that's his own fault.

Nico: I'm sure his imagination noticed him.

Later

Kotone: Hey, wanna build a house out of Popsicle sticks with us, Johnny?

Oliver: Sure. But my name isn't Johnny.

Kotone: Okay, John Oliver.

Oliver: Close enough.

Kotori: Yay! More friends!

Len: Oh boy, more idiots...

Oliver: I-I'm not an idiot.

Len: What's the reciprocal of zero?

Oliver: ...Negative zero?

Len: *facepalm* No, Johnny. Zero doesn't have an opposite.

Oliver: HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW? I AM ONLY TWELVE!

Len: Idiot.

Oliver: *hits himself in the head with a pan*

A bit later

Oliver: *wakes up* Where am I? Oh wait...it doesn't matter.

*distinct chatter*

Oliver: *sigh* (They're all such great friends with each other. And I'm just the odd one out...I'm so lonely.) *starts crying*

Len: *comes in* What the heck are you doing on my bed...?

Oliver: CRYING MY EYES OUT, SO LEAVE ME ALONE.

Len: Why?

Oliver: YOU WERE SO RUDE TO ME! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO RUDE? DON'T YOU KNOW I'M HUMAN TOO?

Len: We're both not human, Oliver.

Oliver: THAT DOESN'T EXCUSE THE WAY YOU ACTED!

Len: IT'S YOUR OWN FAULT NOBODY KNEW YOU WERE AROUND. YOU DID NOT SAY A WORD!

Oliver: ...

Len: I'm sorry, man.

Oliver: No, I'm sorry. I should just go.

Len: Wait!

Oliver: What?

Len: *hugs Oliver* Don't go, Joe.

Oliver: M-my name isn't Joe.

Len: Whatever, Olive.

Oliver: Close enough.

Kotori: *comes in* Let me get in on this. *hugs Oliver and Len*

Risa: *busts in* KOTOLENIVER!

Kotori, Len, and Oliver: ...

End