Miku: One hundred two degrees...you're sick. You'll have to stay in bed for a couple days or so.

Kaito: I don't wanna!

Rin-Chan: Don't fret! You'll be back to normal in a few days nya!

Kaito: Okay...but can I still eat ice cream?

Miku: Uh...

Meiko: NO.

Kaito: NOOOOOOOOO!

Meiko: I'm just kidding.

Kaito: Phew! That was close. I thought I would have to go forever without ice cream!

Umi: Guys, come downstairs. Kaito needs his rest, you know.

Meiko, Miku, and Rin-Chan: Okay! *leaves*

Honoka: Umi-Chan, guess what?

Umi: What?

Honoka: *farts*

Umi: *covers nose* HONOKA!

Honoka: Sorry. Pizza toots.

Aya: LEEKS!

Miku: Where?!

*leeks fall from the sky*

Miku: OH MY GOSH. IT'S RAINING LEEKS! THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE! *dancing*

Shizuku: How is that happening?

Anju: Well, you need to keep in mind that not everything that happens here makes any sense.

Rin: Eww...leeks are nasty.

Kotori: Compared to garlic, they're not that bad.

Nico: Guys, guys! We should use the falling vegetables to make something, instead of dancing around with them.

Miku: Oh.

Kotone: Great idea. But what?

Nagisa: Happosai! The leeks would make a great addition to it!

Takeshi: Good plan, little sis!

Later

Kaito: Heyyyy. Wazzup?

Nico: EWW. DON'T GIVE ME YOUR DISEASE!

Kaito: I'm wearing a mask.

Nico: Oh...right.

Len: Kaito, what are you doing here? You're supposed to be resting.

Kaito: Lying in bed all day is boring!

Len: Well, I might as make you something then. *puts on an apron*

Kaito: Okay.

Len: You can head upstairs and go back to sleep. I'll wake you when it's ready.

Kaito: Eh? But I came all the way down here! It would be a waste if we didn't chat a little... (And Len-Kun's apron figure is such eye candy that I can't go to sleep.)

Len: Seriously, go back upstairs, and rest.

Kaito: Okay, okay, I'll go. *goes back upstairs*

Rin: He's a doofus.

Len: Honestly...that guy's childish. (In a cute way.)

A bit later

Len: It's ready. Now to go upstairs!

Rin: Dude, before you go up there, I have to tell you something.

Len: What is it?

Rin: I'm...in love with someone.

Len: YOU ARE?!

Rin: Yeah.

Len: With who?

Rin: *whispers in Len's ear*

Len: Phew! I thought it was Kaito. I would've freaked out!

Rin: Well, it was-wait, what?

Len: *realizes what he said* Nevermind that.

Rin: Can I trust you, as my younger twin bro, to keep this a secret?

Len: You have my word, sis.

Rin: Good.

Upstairs

Len: *busts into room* KAITO, GUESS WHAT?

Kaito: *drinking apple juice* What?

Len: RIN LIKES MIKU!

Kaito: *spits out drink* SAY WHA...?!

Len: YEAH!

Kaito: THAT'S SO SURPRISING!

Len: I KNOW! NOT TO MENTION THAT MIKU IS ALREADY WITH MISS LUKA.

Kaito: Isn't she gonna flip out on you if you tell anyone?

Len: *blushes slightly* Oops... I forgot.

Kaito: Now that you told me, I'll get a megaphone, and shout it out loud to everyone here!

Len: *facepalm* As much as I love you, you just make the dumbest decisions sometimes.

Kaito: ...W-wait...*blushes* What...?

Len: *blushes heavily* No no no no no! N-not like that! (Actually, it is like that...)

Kaito: O-oh...okay...

*awkward silence*

Rin: *comes in* Len...what did I tell you about spilling the beans to other people?

Len: R-Rin! I d-didn't mean to!

Rin: *throws Kaito out of the room* It's payback time!

Len: *gulp*

Outside the door

Kaito: Ugh...what the hell? Why did she kick me out of my own room?

*sounds of someone being beat up*

Rin: I TOLD YOU NOT TO, AND YOU DID NOT LISTEN! HOW DARE YOU BETRAY ME!

Len: RIN, STOP, YOU'RE KILLING ME!

Rin-Chan: I've got the oven mitts nya.

Half an hour of stopping fights later

Nozomi: The good news is that Rin didn't kill him. The bad news is that she broke his left arm and his right leg.

Honoka: Are you alright, Lenners?

Len: Yeah, I'm okay. You know, besides the extreme agony.

Tsubasa: Okay then.

A few days later

Rin: Bro?

Len: WHAT?

Rin: I'm sorry about beating you mercilessly. I got so...furious. I'm ready to face the consequences.

Len: Okay. Remember when Nico toilet papered the backyard yesterday?

Rin: Yeah, what about it?

Len: I want you to clean that up, and then...uh...I want you to eat it.

Rin: You...want me to eat the toilet paper?

Len: *nods* That's right.

Rin: You know what? I'm not ready to face the music after all. Catch you later! *runs off*

Len: That woman...

At lunchtime

Hanayo: And that's how the potato learned to fly!

Mimorin: Wonderful story, Hanayo.

Kanna: Now, let's talk about something more important.

Nagisa: Like what?

Anna: Anti-violence rules.

Yumemi: I was just thinking about that!

Karenka: It's pointless to introduce those kinds of rules around here. Someone's gonna break them eventually. Most of us commit random acts of violence, and there's nothing really to do about it.

Maki: I agree. There's no helping the fact that majority of us take out their anger on others.

Len: This is stupid.

Nozomi: What?

Len: I want to eat this ice cream in front of me, but I can't!

Konata: Why?

Len: 'Cause Rin broke my left arm.

Kagami: Can't you just use your right arm?

Len: I can't.

Erena: Why can't you?

Len: I'm left handed.

Erena: Oh.

Len: I know! Kaito, can you feed me?

Kaito: F-feed you?

Len: *nods* Yes yes!

Everyone except Len and Kaito: OOOOOOOOOH!

A wee bit later

Hiyori: Heh! You're a riot, Kaito. And I got it all on tape!

Kaito: That was embarrassing...

Len: What? I embarrass you?!

Kaito: N-no, that's not what I meant!

Elise: AHHHHHHHH!

Nagisa: What happened?

Elise: It's...it's...!

Everyone else: OH MY...

End