"Join the dark side, we have notebooks for free, you can kill Maths and biology's teachers with them."

"Mom, may I get some other notebooks?"

"But you already bought 1346953258 notebooks!!!Buy them with your own money!!!!"

"They're special and for free. Please, mom!!!*puppy eyes*

"Whatever!" Mom is writing something on a notebook.

"Mom, what are you writing?"

"Not much, just some names of which of our neighbors let us without sleep these last 1267 days, so I don't forget who they were. Did you get anything sweetie?"

"No, there weren't any of them.I wonder who took them..."

*Behind mom, a pile of black notebooks*

Mom:"I have your name. You better obey to me from now on..."*creepy smile*