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Warner Siblings? Warner Siblings.

Yes.

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Dot: You want to make fifty bucks?
Wakko: How?
Dot: I need you to take the fall.
Wakko: What did you do?
Dot: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.
Yakko, from the other room: Oh my god.
Dot: ...
Yakko: OH MY GOD!
Wakko: Make it a hundred.
Dot: Deal.

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Wakko: I honestly feel like some of our conversations here are almost word-for-word accurate to the generator.
Yakko: Yup.
Dot: Maybe the generator is watching us.
Wakko: Wouldn't that imply this conversation will be added?
Wakko: ...
Wakko: Wait—

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Wakko: It's impossible to make a sentence without using the letter a.
Dot: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here's one more to further disprove your theory.
Yakko: Fuck you.

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Wakko: What time is it?
Yakko: I don't know, pass me that saxaphone and we'll find out
Yakko: *BLASTS the saxaphone*
Dot: WHO IS PLAYING THE SAXAPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Yakko: It's 2 am

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Dot: There are three ways to handle a difficult situation. The right way, the wrong way, and the Wakko way.
Yakko: Isn't that the wrong way?
Dot: Yes, but it's faster.

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Wakko: Hold on! I'm having one of those things... a headache with pictures.
Yakko: What the crap?
Dot: They're having an idea.

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Yakko: I know we're not exactly friends, but-
Dot: What do you want?
Yakko: I've been stuck with Wakko for 2 weeks and they've been drinking all the soy sauce.
Yakko: Help.

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Dot: Bet you can't eat 15 crayons!
Wakko: Bet you I can!
Yakko: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*

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Yakko, Entering Dot's room: Wakko did it again.
Dot: Peace disturbance?
Yakko: What no-
Dot: Arson..?
Yakko: NO, JESUS CHRIST, HOW MANY-
Dot: uh....Attempted murder?
Yakko: NO, THEY ATE ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE, BUT WHAT THE FU-

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Yakko: What do you have?
Dot: A KNIFE!
Yakko: classic

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Yakko: Why would you give a knife to Dot?!
Wakko, shrugging: Dot felt unsafe.
Yakko: Now I feel unsafe!
Wakko: I'm sorry...
Wakko: Would you like a knife?

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Wakko: Last night I found out Yakko is a sleep talker.
Dot: Oh, really?
Wakko: "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." Right. In. My. Ear. At 3am.

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Dot: Yakko, what are you doing?
Yakko: Making chocolate pudding.
Dot: It's four in the morning, why are you making chocolate pudding?
Yakko: Because I've lost control of my life.
Yakko: Here's your pudding, Wakko.
Wakko: Oh that's okay, I'm not hungry anymore.

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Dot: Why does Yakko always do the laundry so loudly?
Wakko: So everyone knows that no one helps them out in the house.
Yakko, in the distance: *slams the washing machine shut*

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Dot, watching power lines fall down: Yakko, Wakko! The town is exploding and it's very pretty!

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Wakko: Hey, Yakko. Why did the chicken cross the road?
Yakko: To get to the other side?
Wakko: You were supposed to say "I dunno, why?"
Yakko: Uh... fine. I don't know. Why did it cross the road?
Wakko: To get to the idiot's house.
Yakko: ...Ok?
Dot: Hey, Yakko. Knock knock.
Yakko: No.
Dot: You were supposed to say "who's there?"
Yakko: Fine... let's get this over with. Who's there?
Dot: The chicken.
Yakko:
Dot:
Wakko:
Yakko: Listen here you little shi-

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Dot: Go ahead, Yakko. Let it out, cry. If you don't, your tear ducts will get blocked up, and then when you get old, you won't be able to cry.
Wakko: Just when we thought it was safe to let you back into the conversation.

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Dot: Hey I just got a pet snake. What should I name him?
Wakko: A pet WHAT?!
Yakko: William Snakespeare.

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Dot: If I die, my funeral will be the biggest party ever and you're all invited.
Yakko: "If"
Wakko: Great, the only party I'm ever invited to and they might not even die.

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