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Skippy/Slappy Squirrel

Yep

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Skippy:Being half asleep and feeling someone gently plant a kiss on your forehead is one of the purest kinds of love in the world.

Slappy: Unless you're home alone.

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Skippy: ...I'm pretty sure that place is fire-proof, or something.
Slappy, grenade in hand: Alright, but is it explosion-proof?

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Slappy: I don't know, it's not my cup of tea.
Skippy: Well then who's is it?
Slappy, staring at a cup of tea: I don't know!

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Slappy: That's it, I'm cutting off the internet!
Skippy: No, please don't! I have a family to feed!
Slappy:
Slappy: What?
Skippy: I need to feed my Neopets!

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Slappy: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic stuff and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.
Skippy:
Skippy: Your a cool aunt.

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Slappy: I printed up a bunch of fake safety inspection certificates. Go slap one on anything that looks like a lawsuit.
Skippy: Aunt Slappy, isn't that illegal?

Slappy: When the cops aren't around, anything's legal!

A/N: Okay this proves that Slappy is Grunkle Stan-

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A/N: This one doesn't really go here, but I just wanted to share it.

Skippy: I'm going the fight the next person who insults Slappy.
Slappy: I hate myself.
Skippy: Alright, square up.

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Slappy: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-
Skippy: It was me...
Slappy: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

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Anyway that's all for this page! Bye!

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