Dot & Wakko: *accidentally set the kitchen on fire*
Dot: We need an adult!
Wakko: Dot, you are an adult!
Dot: We need an adultier adult! Get Yakko!

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Wakko: *standing on a balcony and sneezes*
Yakko: *standing on the roof* Bless you.
Wakko: God?!

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Yakko: Life is like Wakko. It's short.

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Yakko: You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun.
Yakko: That's why I own TEN guns.
Yakko: Just in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder.

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Teacher: Dot was in a fight.
Wakko: Oh no, that's terrible!
Yakko: Did they win?

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Wakko: You are irrationally angry 365 days a year.
Dot: Well, that's just your personal opinion, I don't have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues?
Yakko: Well, I wouldn't really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.

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Wakko: How stupid do you think I am?!
Dot: You really want an honest answer to that?

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Yakko: Self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of make up if you like that, or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically.
Dot: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes.
Wakko: Self care is stealing someones birthday cake just to eat the frosting.
Dot: If you touch my birthday cake I'll make you eat your hands.

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Dot: Get in loser, we're going shopping.
Yakko: This is a McDonald's drive thru.

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Wakko: Yakko, I'm afraid.
Yakko: Just stay close to Dot.
Wakko: That's why I'm afraid.

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