Meeting Sweet Pete
*Then luca, alberto and sonic are in bjornson's record truck with their hands zip tied together*
Luca (Sarcastically): Wow! this VIP room is incredible! I'm freakin' out man *fake gasps* is that Jessica Rabbit? I'm only asking because oh I dunno...
Luca: I'M ZIP TIED IN THE BACK OF A FRICKING TRUCK!!
Alberto: Whoa hey! what's with you? we were about to get kicked out with your plan but thanks to Me and Sonic's improv, we're going to see Sweet Pete
Luca: Oh, you're insane!
Alberto: Am I Luca? am I?
Luca: Of course you are!
Alberto: So you'd rather just give up?
Luca: NO!
Alberto: So you'd just wanna wait around-
Luca: You should have let me handle it like I said!
*Then Luca and Alberto started to argue*
Sonic (interupting the argument): Hey hey hey! wait a second! chemistry like that doesn't just happen! you guys are so adorable together!
Luca: Sonic, are you serious? I should be home right now!
Luca: Elsa's probably worried sick and peeing all over the place
Sonic: Wait you're friends with Elsa from frozen?
Luca: *Sighs* She's a dog, 'Elsa' is a dog
Alberto: Well she doesn't sound that bad
Luca: What? no she's-
*then the truck pulled to a stop*
Bjornson: Okay we're here
*Sonic, Luca and Alberto got out of the truck and started walking*
Alberto: Whoa...this place looks weird...where are we?
Luca: I think we're in the valley...the 'uncanny' valley
Sonic: The what?
Luca: Do you remember that weird animation style in the early 2000's where everything looked real but nothing ever looked right?
Sonic: Oh yeah, that stuff was creepy
Luca: I think this is where they ended up
Bjornson: Come on, this way *laughs and hums*
Sonic: Okay okay we're going
*Finally they arrived at a building*
Bjornson: *Knocks on door*
???: What?
Bjornson: I got something for Sweet Pete, a gift from Bjornson
???: Okay, just leave it here
Bjornson: Good luck dummies! *laughs and walks off*
*then the door opens revealing a viking*
Bob the viking: Who are you?
Alberto (whispering to luca): Is he talking to us?
Luca (whispering to alberto): I can't tell, he's got those polar express eyes
Alberto: Hey are you talking to us?
Bob the viking: Obviously, I said 'who are you'
Sonic: Right but it looks like you're talking to that window back there
Bob the viking: No it looks like I'm looking right at you
Sonic: Okay
Bob the viking: Look at my eyes, lookin' right at your eyes
Sonic: Yeah okay listen sir-
Sonic: Actually hold up *Climbs up onto luca's shoulders*
Luca: Ow! Sonic, get off! or I- I...I'll bite your face off!
Sonic: You're just saying that
Sonic: Can you see me? okay, we just wanna talk to sweet pete, so can we see him?
Bob the viking: Okay follow me
Sonic: *gets off of luca's shoulders*
Luca: *groans* That was uncomfortable...
*Alberto and Luca follow bob and sonic*
*Inside the building*
Luca (whispering): I wonder if they're keeping Mei here
Sonic (whispering): Only one way to find out
Sonic: So is this your secret bootlegging facility or what?
Luca: Sonic, come on!
Bob the viking: What? no! what are you talking about?
Bob the viking: This is Sweet Pete's legit business!
Bob the viking: It's for old merchandise that never got sold
Alberto: Old merchandise?
Bob the viking: Yeah, like for example
Bob the viking: You remember 'Shrek body wash'?
Luca: Uhh
Bob the viking: Exactly! no one does, it didn't sell
Bob the viking: That's why Sweet Pete bought all the inventory, and melts it down for its useful parts
Bob the viking: The guy really has an eye for business, I wish I would see it
Sonic: I'm sure there's corrective lenses or something you could get
*Luca elbows sonic*
Sonic: Ow! what? what did I say?
*As the merchandise is melted the plastic is molding into porta-potties*
Sonic:...Oh so he turns the toys into TOY-Lets! *laughs*
Alberto: *Snickers* Hilarious
Bob the viking: Wow! that's been staring at me for years but i never pieced it together *laughs*
*Finally they reached Sweet Pete's office*
Bob the viking: *picks them up and throws them into Sweet Pete's office* Here we are! *leaves*
*Luca, Alberto and Sonic tremble slightly who was behind this whole thing?*
Sweet Pete:...Hello!
Luca: Peter Pan?
Sweet Pete: Yup! star of stage and screen but you can call me 'Sweet Pete'
Alberto: Oh, you look-
Sweet Pete: Old? bald? sad like a zoo gorilla?
Alberto: What? no, not like a zoo gorilla-
Sweet Pete: Don't worry, you can't say nothing to me that i haven't heard already
Sweet Pete: Jimmy, please untie our guests
*A polar bear named jimmy takes off their zipties*
Sweet Pete: Luca, Sonic and Alberto, wow, mind if I walk while we talk?
Sweet Pete: Not fitting into the old costume like I used to, need to get my steps in
Sonic: Hey! I've got one of those! we should link accounts and help motivate each other!
Sweet Pete: Right, so I'm guessing you three are here to talk about Meilin Lee right?
Alberto: Ah you know actually we are!
Sweet Pete: Y'know I always liked mei, it's a shame what happened
Sweet Pete: Too much 4*town yet at the same time still not enough
Luca: Okay listen Mr. Sweet Pete- Mr. Pete
Luca: We'd be willing to pay whatever Mei owes you if you could just give her a break? just this once?
Sweet Pete: Hmm...'give her a break'? You know, I got my big break when I was just a kid, I got cast in the biggest movie in the world, as the boy who wouldn't grow up; Peter Pan
Sweet Pete: I'd never been so happy in my entire life! Then I got older, and they threw me away like I was nothing
Sonic: *gasps* The horror...
Sweet Pete: *scoffs* You said it, I was scared, desperate, and all alone...So, I decided to take the power back and make my own bootleg movie! I called it 'Flying Bedroom Boy'
Sweet Pete: And guess what? It worked! I made lots of money
Sweet Pete: So, I 'recruited' other toons, to star in more movies and bang-a-rang, now I run my own bootleg movie studio, where I get to decide who's a star, and who gets thrown in the trash!
Sweet Pete: And now, you three come poking around where you don't belong, asking questions about your missing friend, And I can't have that, So how's this for a break? I'm thinking it's time for an Animal Squad reboot
Sweet Pete: Jimmy?
Jimmy: You, come with me
Sonic: Yup, we're dead
Alberto: RUN! *grabs luca's hand and runs*
Sonic: GO GO GO GO GO!
*Jimmy blocks them but they run past him and onto the ceiling fan*
Sweet Pete: Just grab them already!
Jimmy: I'm trying!
Luca: *notices the window into sweet pete's bathroom* I have an idea! Ready? *grabs sonic and alberto's hands* JUMP!
*they jump off of the ceiling fan and into sweet pete's bathroom and they lock the door*
Sweet Pete (from the other side): Hey! that's my personal bathroom!
Luca: Look for a way out of here
Sonic: Uhh... actually there's only one way out and that one way out is...
Luca; NO! no no no no! that is disgusting!
Sonic: It's our only chance! Live a little!
Luca: Live a little?! you seem to be excited about this!
Sonic: Ready Alberto?
Alberto: If I have to jump into a toliet to get away from a psycho bootlegging boss... THEN I'M ALL FOR IT!
Luca: No! no-
*Sonic and Alberto jump into the toliet*
Luca: No- GUYS!
Alberto: Don't worry luca! the water's fine!
Luca: Ohh man i'm going in! *pulls down the flush lever and jumps into the toliet*
*finally when bob managed to break down the door, they were already gone*
Bob the viking: Uhh they're gone
Sweet Pete: Well you better pray they don't make it out of there alive...
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