There was no way I was getting out of this... was there?

The robot continued, "The first quest, Retrieving the fedora. To continue, pass the sleeping giant without getting eaten."

That didn't sound good. After a moment I decided it was a prank, "Where's the sleeping giant?" I'll just roll with it.

The sound came back, "In front of you."

I rolled my eyes and laid back, "You can stop now." Half of me wanted to sleep and the other half didn't. What if Greely teleported me while I was asleep?!?

The bot then said, "You have 5 quests."

I took a deep breath, "What? How about. No thanks."

It then said, "Do you want your fedora?"

"YES!" was all I could say.

The robot said, "Then pass the sleeping giant."

I stared down Jackie, "She has my fedora?"

It then said, "No that will be 5 gems."

I grumbled, "What?"

The bot said, "Would you like me to find your fedora?"

I started looking around rocks for the bot, "Yes."

It said, "Pass the sleeping giant."

I grumbled, "I'm about to break this machine."

The robot said, "You wouldn't hurt Jackie would you?" Then there was a long pause before it said, "To skip this quest that will be 5 gems."

I growled, "You remind me of a sushi roll." That sounded more manly in my head.

There was a loud click and then the bot said, "I have located your fedora. Would you like to know how to get it?"

I shouted, "YES!"

It said, "Fly up onto the cliff above the sleeping giant."

I froze. Fly? I grumbled, "I can't fly."

The robot then said, "Why not? Are you afraid?"

I grumbled, "I'll find another way up." 

Then slowly made my way down to see if there was stairs or a ladder up to there. I noticed a shadow figure moving at the bottom of Jackie's den. Without thinking, I headed down there. 

A scrawny wolf stood there staring me down, "You're in danger."

I lifted an eyebrow, "You don't seem like a problem."

He shook his head, "Not me, Rheona."

That name sounded familiar, "And who is that?"

The wolf flinched, "You used to know her and me. The king phantom you used to go to as a bunny and fox said we died. Then he erased your memory of us. Rheona thinks you forgot her. If you see someone staring you down, leave the area. She takes on looks that will please the eyes of others. Don't stop moving in public places."

Without another word he disappeared. I grumbled and headed upstairs to find no way up on the cliff. Rheona? He's probably just messing with me. Silently I made my way back to Jackie.

The quest machine then said, "New quest. Save Jackie from herself."

Well, that's not straightforward AT ALL.

Jackie jolted up, "I'M UP! I'M UP!"

I cleared my throat, "What was your dream about?"

She froze then said, 'None of your business!"

I looked down to where the wolf was then back to Jackie, "That's not what the quest machine said."

Jackie looked at me weird, "Whats that?"

I froze this time, "Your worst nightmare."

She shrugged, "Anyways I had an awesome dream! Well, more of a memory."

I looked her down, "About what?"

Jackie yelled, "DEN SWITCH!" Then she said, "You don't get to know."

I grumbled, "Tellll meeee."

She shook her head, "NO!"

I yelled, "YES! NOW!"

Jackie hit my head on a wall and went outside, "I SAID NO!"

I rolled my eyes and followed her outside, "No it is then." 

She glared at me and we were quiet for a while.

I smirked and poked her, "Imma get Liza." 

Jackie pushed me into the water, "I will push her in the water like you and watch her sink." 

Then a loud crash came from inside the house.

I muttered, "Please say that's, not Rheona."