Salim = wo mere do bache hai na isliye unko sambhalte sambhalte adat ho gayi hai

Anirudh = kyaaa

Tapur and tupur = bacheee

Kaka = shadi se pehle bache shiv shiv

Sumati = anirudh ne to btaya tha ki tum bht shareef ho

Somnath = are maa jo dikne mai shareef lagte hai wo hote nahi hai ( taunting salim )

Binoy = tumse ye umeed nahi thi salim

Anirudh = tumhare bache hai tumne bataya nahi salim

Salim was hell confused what they were talking about

Salim = are.... Kya bole jaa rahe hai aaplog mere koi bache wache nahi hai

Thakuma = lo abhi thodi dair pehle tumne kaha tha ki tumhare bacche hai or ab bache nahi hai

Salim = mere bache hai matlab

Anirudh = bache hai matlab kya bache bache hote hai samajh gaye or jiske bache hai usse hi to shadi karoge na

Salim = chi....chi.... chi...... mai kyu use shadi karuga

Anirudh = matlab tum un bacho ki maa ko dhoka de rahe ho mai dekhta hu ki ye shadi kese hoti hai shadi to tujhe un bacho ki maa se karni hogi

Somnath = ha dada ap sahi keh rahe hai mai aapke sath hu dekhte hai kese hoti hai ye shadi

Kaka = ha anirudh hum bhi dekhte hai kese hoti hai ye shadi hai

Sampurna = mai bhi ye shadi nahi hone dungi

Binoy = mai bhi nahi hone dunga ye shadi

Salim = CHUP........

Anirudh = sal.....

Salim = CHUP..... KAR.... BILKUL..... MAI APNI BEHEN SE...... SHADI KYU KARUGA....... PAGAL HOGAYA HAI ANIRUDH

everyone = behen

Salim = haa..... Behen mere behen ke bache hai mere bhanje bhanji ap samjha

Anirudh = acha wo bache teri behen k....... aik second teri behen kaha se aayi tu to akela hai na

Salim = ha mai akela hu par maine aik behen bana rakhi hai

Somnath = behen bana rakhi hai matlab

Salim = matlab ye ki mai jab Germany se wapas London aagaya to mai yaha London court mai practice karne laga to waha pai mujhe aik female barrister mili mujhsr 10 saal choti hai or gradually gradually hum dono ki bht achi bonding ho gayi or uska aik best friend bhi hai wo mujhe apna bada bhai manata hai pure London mai bht  mashoor or ache barrister hai naam or rutbe mai bhi bht unche hai saamne wala jo ghar hai na wo un dono ka hai or mera to is ghar ke bagal mai hi hai to is hisab se mera aik chota bhai or aik choti behen or 2 chote chote bhanje bhanji bhi hai mujhse bht kareeb hai dono

Anirudh = acha to ye baat hai

Kaka = par tumne kaha tumhari behen ke bache hai 2 fir uske baad kaha ki wo saamne wale ghar mai rehti hai apne dost ke sath to uska pati kaha hai

Salim = mai ye baat to kisi ko nahi bata sakta kasam diye hue hai mujhe wo par uska pati nahi hai

Kaka = matlab mar gaya ya talak ho gaya hai

Salim = maine kaha na kaka mai kuch nahi bata sakta aapko

Kaka = acha theeke mat btao kisiki kasam nahi todni chahiye

Somnath = aapne sab kuch bata diya par us ladki ka naam nahi bataya

Kaka = koi angrez hi hogi pakka

Salim = nahi kaka hindustani hai wo

Sampurna = matlab mahila barrister bhi hai or hindustani bhi hai wah anirudh tumhara sapna dheere dheere pura ho raha hai

Anirudh = ha sampurna maa wese salim naam kya hai

Salim = wo uska naam bo......

He was about yo speak but someone voice come from behind

' Salim Salim Salim  '

They turn their was standing a middle aged women

Salim = dai ja aap aise bhag kyu rahi thi

Intro = Dai ja is Salim care taker from childhood Salim love and respect her from his bottom of the heart she also love Salim very much 50 years old ( love 4 more person who is the person you will get to know soon )

Dai ja = are meri chodo wo dono fir lad rahe hai

Salim = par kyu lad rahe hai wo dono ab kya hua

Dai ja = sirf tumhare kapdo ko leke

Salim = mere kapdo ko leke matab dai ja mai kuch samjha nahi

Dai ja = are bewakoof ( hit on his head ) tumhare shadi ke kapde dono ko alag alag kapde pasand aarahe hai to bas shuru ho gaye

Salim = hai allah ye dono itni si baat pai lad rahe hai mai kya karu in dino ka

Both the family was seeing this drama finally anirudh spoke

Anirudh = are kon lad raha hai

Salim = whi jinke baare mai mai tumhe bata raha tha

Tapur = apke bhai or behen

Salim = ha waise ye hai meri Dai ja bachpan se mere sath rehti hai anirudh to inko janta hi hai

Dai ja come ahead and twist anirudh ears

Dai ja = matlab hindustan jaake apni Dai ja ko bhul gaya

Anirudh = Dai..... Dai.... Ja.... Dukh... Raha hai chodo na pakka nahi bhula tha
..... Aah..... Dukh raha hai

Everyone giggled seeing anirudh situation Dai jan leaves anirudh ear and hug him

Dai jan = kesa hai mera bacha

Anirudh = theek hu mai

They broke the hug

Dai ja = are Salim chal warna waha ghar mai akhada khul jayega

Salim = chaliye ( to anirudh) mai chalta hu ani tum aram karlo aur aap sab bhi

Anirudh = theeke Tu ja

They both left soon they reach at the house door and guard open the door

( much bigger then rc London house )

Salim = chaliye Dai ja

Dai ja = chalo

They enter the house and see the scenario of the haul

( first of all see the haul )
                                              

They were shocked to see the scenario of the haul all the pillow were on the ground and two person was fighting ( not dangerous fight a cute fight ) and 2 kids was eating popcorn and sipping juise and enjoying the fight

Salim come to the kid and they passes the popcorn

Salim have the popcorn

Salim = kab se chal raha hai ye

Small girl = bht dair ho gayi hai

Small boy = enjoy enjoy

Salim = bht badmash ho gaye ho tum dono

In mean time dai ja come and slap thier head one by one slowly

Small girl = ahhh....

Small boy = ahhhh.....

Salim = dai jaaa.... Bacho ke saame to nahi

Dai ja= chup bilkul chup Salim tum or ani anu tum dono bhi

Yes the small girl name is anu and the small boy name is ani

( I don't have the photo of small children imagine yourself the character if I will get I will add it )

Intro = Anu is 4 year old chubby and bubbly naughty but intelligent love her family alot but want a father but never tell anyone it's her secret wish

Intro = ani is also 4 year old chubbu and bubbly naughty but intelligent love his family want he is a mumma boy he also want a father but never told anyone

Salim = ha Dai ja sahi keh rahi hai tum dono upar jao inhe mai dekhta hu

Anu and ani = ok

They go up stair

They go to the big girl and boy

Boy = chup karo mai ne kaha na ye dress pehne ge Salim da

Girl = nahi he pehne ge bandar

She throws a cushion on on his face

Boy  = teri to

He also throw the cushion

Salim = CHUP..... CHUP.... KARO TUM DONO

Girl = par

Salim = chup

She blow her face

Boy = dekho na da

Salim = tum bhi chup raho

He also blow his face

Salim = bache nahi ho tum dono tum 2 bacho ke mama Or tum 2 bacho ko maa ho samjhe fir bhi bacho ki tarah ladte ho

Girl = mai bachi hu

Boy = ha or mai to jaise bacha hu

Girl = teri to ( she was about to throw cushion )

Salim = chup karo .......... Or ...........

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