Me: JOEY ASKED A GIRL NAMED CLAIRE OUT. FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE.
Jacob: *mutters* thirsty bitch.
Ryuk: I don't see why Joey would leave such a cute girl like you.
Jacob: quit flirting with my sister, you ugly ass demon.
Ryuk: I'm just sayin.
Me: JAKE, LET'S GO MURDER THE BITCH!!!! *runs off*
Jacob: HELL YEAH!!! *follows*
Ryuk: uh.....