Hello everyone,

welcome, have a seat, or lie down, drink, eat, whatever makes you comfortable.

My first official story here, huh?

Well... "story"...

I have to let you know, I started writing this last year (Happy birthday, weird Christmas fanfic). And the reason why was my own entertainment. Yes, I put this mess together just to have fun myself. WHICH MEANS, this is not meant to make sense.

Why are Christine and Meg younger than Evita? Why is Joseph still alive? Why do the ages in general make no sense here at all?

Simply put, I left every character in the same age as he or she is in his or her show. So yes, Ms Desmond, who would probably be the same or similar generation as Evita, is older, Eva and Che are in their late twenties or early thirties, Raoul and Christine in their early twenties, Meg is late teenager, I'm not sure 'bout Joseph, who would have been death for thousands of years but somehow is magically here as well... and so on.

Another important note, is that I have not yet seen Sunset Boulevard.

Reader: What??? And you call yourself an ALW fan? And you scolded us off for only liking Phantom in your rant book? You little hypocritical....

Alright, alright! I WANT to see it, I swear. But it wasn't played in London and my country's productions suck so I don't want to see that...

My point is, Norma is really just a backround character here... when I see it, I'm going to write something more accurate. Now, she is just a delusional aging actress who is also a little melodramatic. So sorry if she's not much like in the actual show.

OKAY, now because most people here only care for Phantom.

First of all, you get the biggest dose of characters of all the shows here. Five. So, congrats, I guess...

BUT, if you're hardcore on Erik/Christine, this stuff is not for you... in fact, you might as well hate it. There are quite a few Raoul and Christine cute situations, and Erik is not portrayed in a good light. Still, if you can get over the fact that this is not LND based, you may enjoy it.

While we're on ships.... AHEM... AHEM...*just spill it* I can't...*DO IT!* okay... well, some of you know me. But, if you are a newcomer, and you are either a historian, or if you are from Argentina, please leave. NOW. I'm not kidding, this story is not for you... unless you can get over the fact that there is one historically and politically incorrect ship, and the only excuse I have is pointing at the Hamilton fandom saying "Look! They are even worse than me!" OK, if this wasn't spoilerous enough about what I mean, then IDK what is. XD Because seriously, I'm not going to argue with you about this.

A little apologize to my fellow Cats' fans, yes, CATS are here, but they are not tremendously important... the main "storyline" (which is not a big deal) is happening mostly among humans. Then again, I have not yet finished this, I might give them bigger spotlight in later chapters (yes, this mess has more than one chapters). Until then, you can play guessing game on which character I meant here and there by their description, if you want to.

WHILE YOU ARE HERE, as you may know, I'm not a native speaker of English. Any grammar/spelling/etc corrections are welcome, in fact, I'd like to beg you for them. I'm going to have several exams after Christmas, so I actually NEED them. Thank you very much. (though there are differences between AmEn and BritEn, like Color X Colour, but I hope can get through that ;))

In addition, I don't know what's got to me that I decided to post this. Tomorrow, or next week, or anytime I may decide that it's too weird and embarassing and delete this "artpiece". At least I hope I will delete it before some crazy person decides to send it to Andrew Lloyd Webber, which is unlikely to happen, but still...

A few recommendations before you start reading:

This is complete silliness, which means, if you want to make some sense out of it, read it when you're exhausted.

Or get drunk before you start reading it.

Or, if you can't drink because you're still under the law, then get high on sugar, or anything that makes you feel a little crazy but is legal.

Lastly, if you're as weird as me, you don't need to do anything of this.

Let's get my insanity exposed.

EvitaChristine