Ahoy! I'm back!

This one was requested by Seleine16 on fanfiction. net, and it turned out really funny!

Thank you SO MUCH to The Night Ninja over on ffn for co writing this chapter with me! If it wasn't for her awesome ideas this would not be NEAR AS GOOD. Thank you so much Night!

Narrator: One day, while talking with Sensei Wu, Jay confronts one of his deepest fears.

Jay: If my nose ever left my face, packed a bag and left a space that'd be too bad, I'd be so sad

Sensei Wu: I see that'd be too bad, you'd be so sad

Jay: That'd be too bad

Jay: If my nose said, "ADIOS, I don't like you I think you're gross" that'd be too bad, I might get mad

Sensei Wu: That'd be too bad, you might get mad

Jay: That'd be too bad

Jay: If my nose moved to Dubai, left a mess and took my eye, that'd be too bad, I'd call my dad

Sensei Wu: That'd be too bad, you'd call your dad

Jay: That'd be too bad

Sensei Wu: Hold it! Did you say your father? Fascinating! So what you're saying is that if your nose left you...?

Jay: That'd be too bad, I'd be so sad, I might get mad, I'd call my dad, that'd be too bad

Sensei Wu: That'd be to bad.

Sensei Wu: That'd be too bad, why?

Jay: Because I love my nose!

Jay: *commences to blow nose in seven different languages*

Sensei Wu:

Sensei Wu: Oh my, this is more serious than I thought. Jay, tell me, what do you see here? *shows picture of bird*

Jay: Um, that looks like a nose

Sensei Wu: And this? *shows picture of Kai*

Jay: It's a nose

Sensei Wu: And this? *picture of [insert image here]*

Jay: IT'S A NOSE, IT'S A NOSE, IT'S A NOSE, NOSE, NOSE!

IT'S A NOSE, IT'S A NOSE, IT'S A NOSEY, NOSEY, NOSE!

IT'S A NOSE, IT'S A NOSE, IT'S A NOSE, NOSE, NOSE!

Jay: Nosey nose, nose

Sensei Wu: Uh, Jay? Tell me about your childhood

Jay: *flops down on couch* When I was just two years old, I left my nose out in the cold and it turned bright red, that's what I said

Sensei Wu: It turned bright red, that's what you said?

Jay: That's what I said

Jay: On the day I notched my brow I had to kiss my Great Aunt Yao, and she had a beard, and it felt weird

Sensei Wu: My, my, she had a beard and it felt weird? *wonders if it was a nice beard*

Jay: She had a beard

Jay: Ten days after I turned eight, got my nose stuck in a gate and my friends all laughed

Jay: And I just stood there until the fire department came and broke the lock with a crow bar and I had to spend the next six weeks in nose rehab with this kid named Morro who got stung by a bee right on the nose and we just laughed at each other until the fifth week because both our noses were so swollen and when he did start speaking he just spoke Swedish and I only knew like three words in Swedish except now I know four because Morro taught me the word for nose

Jay: Näsa!

Sensei Wu:

Sensei Wu: Your friends all laughed? Näsa? Uhh, how do you spell that?

Jay: I don't know

Sensei Wu: So what you're saying is, that when you were young...?

Jay: It turned bright red, that's what I said

Jay: She had a beard and it felt weird

Jay: My friends all laughed

Jay: Näsa!

Sensei Wu: I'm confused

Jay: I LOVE MY NOSE

Jay: *continues to SNEEZE in 13 different languages*

Narrator: This has been ridiculous parodies with Jay. Tune in next chapter to hear Jay say-

Jay: Have I ever told you how I feel about my LIPS?

Sensei Wu: Oh, look at the time!

After typing "nose" so many times it starts to stop looking like a word ':D

Thank you again to The Night Ninja! And thank you to you fantastic readers!