Ahoy!

Readers: Gasp! A timely update!? What's gotten into you Captain?!

No idea! LOL

I'd like to note, I did not write this chapter, The Night Ninja from ffn did. So, BIG THANKS TO NIGHT! I couldn't have done half of these without her!

This chapter is dedicated to the late Kirby Morrow. Let us take a moment to honor him before we begin the chapter.

May his memory live on, and may he rest in peace. Thank you

Disclaimer: I do not own this song.

Narrator: And now it's time for Ridiculous Parodies with Jay Walker, the part of the show-

Sensei Garmadon: Just a moment! Wait! Stop talking!

Narrator: Seriously? Again? Why do you even need me here if you keep interrupting me!?

Sensei Garmadon: Sorry, but I have an announcement to make. *pulls out scroll* Ahem, "Because of the high standards that both Sensei Wu and myself would like to adhere to, we have decided to get a different student to sing this last song, until this awfulness is put to an end."

Jay: Hey!

Sensei Garmadon: Cole! You're up!

Jay: So what are you saying?

Sensei Garmadon: I'm saying, Ridiculous Parodies is canceled until further notice!

Jay:

Jay:

Jay: Then how the heck am I suppose to get out of this bear trap!?

Sensei Garmadon: I'm sure you'll figure something out

Narrator: And now it's time for Love Songs with Mr. Cole Brookstone, the part of the show when Mr. Brookstone comes out and sings a love song.

*music begins*

Cole: He said to him, "I'd like some red velvet, and I might like some cocoa as well"

Cole: He said to him, "I can't give you either."

Cole: He said, "Zane, don't you like baking?"

Cole: Zane said, "Yes, I do, but it's midnight. But I'll make some tomorrow at 10!"

Cole: He said, "I am extremely hungry! But I guess I can wait until then!"

Cole: 'Cause you're his red velvet, his yummy red velvet!

Cole: He'll wait for yo-u, yeah! He will wait for yo-u!

Cole: Oh, you are his red velvet, his tasty red velvet!

Cole: He'll wait for yo-u! Oh, he will wait for you...

Cole: He stayed at Zane's door until sunrise... he may have dozed off once or twice

Cole: When he spotted that Lloyd had made pancakes. Bacon and eggs made by Kai

Cole: How could he resist such an offer? He really needed something to munch!

Cole: Red velvet please do not get angry!

Back-up cupcakes: Don't get angry!

Cole: He'll eat and be back here for luuuuuuunch!

Cole: 'Cause you're his red velvet! His precious red velvet!

Cole: Be back for yo-u! He'll be back for yo-u!

Cole: Won't be so long red velvet! Oh, lovely red velvet!

Cole: Be back for yo-u! Oh, he'll be back for you

Cole: Because he loves you red velvet with all his heart! And there ain't nothin' gonna tear you two-o apart!

Cole: And if the world suddenly ran out of cake, he would get down on his hands and bake

Cole: To try and make another cake out of some sugar and flour, then he'd frost it up for you, frost it up for you, frost that yummy cake up just for youuuuuu

Cole: Because you are his red vel... vEeeeeEeeTt!

Jay: ...

Jay: ARE YOU KIDDING ME!

Cole: What?

Jay: This isn't Ridiculous Parodies with COLE! It's Ridiculous Parodies with JAY!

Cole: Yeah, the song was about you, couldn't you tell?

Jay: ...

Didn't Night just do a great job coming up with these lyrics?

I hope you enjoyed, and I bid you good day (or goodnight, whichever it is for you)

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*meanwhile, elsewhere*

Red Velvet Cake: How DARE he betray me like that... I shall get my revenge, mark my words...