Ahoy!

This is called I'm doing everything I possibly can to procrastinate

To everyone that actually speaks Spanish, I'm sorry if the Spanish parts are terrible. Google translate isn't always reliable and I speak hardly a word of it myself (despite taking several Spanish courses over the years. I remember nothing)

Disclaimer: I don't own Ninjago or Veggie Tales or this song

Narrator: Now it's time for "Ridiculous Parodies with Jay" the part of the show where Jay comes out and sings a ridiculous parody.

Narrator: Jay will be performing the traditional Ninjagoian ballad, 'The Dance of Lightning Boi' in it's original Spanish. Zane, Master of Ice, will translate.

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Jay: Miren al chico del rayo

Zane: Watch the Lightning Boi

Jay: Miren como se mueve

Zane: See how he moves

Jay: Como un Anacondrai

Zane: Like an Anacondrai

Jay: Tras un raton

Zane: Chasing a mouse

Jay: Miren al chico del rayo

Zane: Watch the Lightning Boi

Jay: Sus suaves movimientos

Zane: Oh, how smooth his motion

Jay: Tal como mantequilla

Zane: Like butter

Jay: En un chango pelon.

Zane: On a... bald... monkey?

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Jay: Miren al chico del rayo

Zane: Watch the Lightning Boi

Jay: Toda la gente

Zane: All the people

Jay: Envidian a su amigo

Zane: Envy their friend

Jay: Como el quiere bailar!

Zane: Wishing to dance as he

Jay: Bailando rayo nino!

Zane: Dancing Lightning Boi

Jay: Bailando rayo nino!

Zane: Dancing Lightning Boi

Jay: Bailando rayo nino!

Zane: Dancing Lightning Boi

Jay: Baila, baila, ya!

Zane: Dance, dance, yeah!

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Jay: Miren el Nindroide

Zane: Look at the Nindroid

Jay: No es triste?

Zane: Isn't it sad?

Jay: El no puede bailar

Zane: He... can't dance?

Jay: Pobre Nindroide

Zane: Poor... Nindroid...

Jay: El deberia poder bailar

Zane: He wishes he could dance

Jay: Como el chico del rayo

Zane: Like the Lightning Boi

Jay: Libre y suavemente

Zane: Free and smooth

Jay: Pero el no puede danzar

Zane: But he can't... Okay! Stop the parody!

Zane: What do you mean I can't dance? I can dance!

What about when my funny switch is on?

Didn't you see me dancing when my funny switch is on?"

Jay: No comprendo

Zane: No comprendo? I'll show you 'No comprendo'!

Lloyd: Mom! Dad! Look over here!

Lloyd: Get a picture of me next to the Ninja!

Garmadon: Okay, Luh-Loyd. But we'd better hurry- I think the Stone Warriors have your mother confused with someone else!

Garmadon: Say 'CHEEZ!'

All: CHEEZ

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Jay: Escuchen al chico del rayo

Zane: Listen to the Lightning Boi

Jay: Oiga su voz fuerte

Zane: Hear his strong voice

Jay: Como un Anacondrai

Zane: Like an Anacondrai

Jay: Listo a devorar

Zane: About to eat

Jay: Escuchen al chico del rayo

Zane: Listen to the Lightning Boi

Jay: Que dulce as su canto

Zane: Oh, how sweet his voice

Jay: La vos en su garganta parece un coro de pequenos arrendjos azules

Zane: The breath from his throat is like a chorus of little blue jays

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Jay: Escuchen al chico del rayo

Zane: Listen to the Lightning Boi

Jay: Toda la gente

Zane: All the people

Jay: Envidian a su amigo

Zane: Envy their friend

Jay: Como el quieren cantar!

Zane: Wishing to sing as he

Jay: Chico rayo cantando!

Zane: Singing Lightning Boi

Jay: Chico rayo cantando!

Zane: Singing Lightning Boi

Jay: Chico rayo cantando!

Zane: Singing Lightning Boi

Jay: Canta, canta, ya!

Zane: Sing, sing, yeah!

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Jay: Escuchen el Nindroide

Zane: Look at the Nindroid

Jay: No es triste?

Zane: Isn't it sad?

Jay: El no puede cantar

Zane: He can't sing

Jay: Pobre Nindroide

Zane: Poor Nindroid

Jay: El deberia poder cantar

Zane: He wishes he could sing

Jay: Fuerte y dulce como el rayo

Zane: Strong and sweet like the Lightning Boi

Jay: Pero no puede

Zane: But he can't!

Jay: Ni siquiera da un silbido

Zane: Can't even... whistle!

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Zane: All right! That's it Senior! Come over here and let me sing YOU a song!

Jay: Adios, amigos!

Narrator: This has been "Ridiculous Parodies with Jay". Tune in next time to hear Jay sing...

Jay: Zane is really angry! I hope he doesn't catch me! It'd probably be best, if you left, to go look at memes!

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So yeah. This happened. Hopefully you laughed a little bit *crosses fingers* And hopefully it didn't suck *double crosses fingers*

Review maybe?