SO IM ACTUALLY GONNA KILL MYSELF!!! I HAD 26 FUCKING WRITTEN AND THEN I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED IT!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!! AHHHH KMS!!!!!! SO I SAID SCREW IT AND WE ARE JUST GONNA DO THIS!! And I'm not changing it either... sorry not sorry. Maybe one day I'll re write it but, today is not that day!

(Christmas)
(Pippa is 15 Weeks & Lesley is 19 weeks)
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When the Miranda's moved back into the old house Lesley moved into Stevie's old room and the boys moved into the basement. Yes, boys. After Thanksgiving (where nothing happens and it was just a filler), Pippa thought it best for Mason to move in with them and out of Renee's. They were his family family, and since Lauren was stall AWOL to them, it was best for him to be with them. Also, the reason the boys are in the basement was because the room next to Pippa and Lin's would be the nursery. And even though Lesley has a room that connects to hers through the bathroom, the guys wanted to share a space that was big enough for both of them. So, the room that was Mason's is a chill room for Lesley. Not a nursery, because she made it clear that she wasn't keeping Nova, her baby girl, she just wanted to name her. No attachment there. Note the sarcasm.

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2:39 AM

Lesley woke up in a sprint to her bathroom. She has been having the worst morning sickness and headaches ever. Or so she thought. After she vomited her guts out, Lesley called Pippa's phone. "Yes?" Pippa answered half asleep. Lesley wiped a tear and turned off her faucet.

"Momma," she whined. Pippa rolled her eyes.

"Are you crying?" She asked. Lesley sniffles in response. "S-so you're not crying?" Pippa asked again. Lesley burst into full on tears at that point. Pippa groaned and got out of her bed to check on her child. She hung up her phone and came into the dimly lit bathroom. "Can I help you?" She reluctantly asked. Lesley laid her warm head on the cool counter and shut her eyes.

"I think I have the worst pregnancy ever!" Lesley complained. Pippa threw her a winded laugh and leaned against the doorway with her arms folded.

"Yeah okay. Hit me up when you can't move with out having a round ligament pain or causes you to spot for a couple of days and freaks you out. Then we can talk," Pippa replied in a snarky tone. She was over Lesley's whining and complains about her pregnancy. She honestly wanted to tell Lesley to shut the fuck up, but because she was a cinnamon roll, she couldn't do that to her kid. So she just gave rude comments in stead.

"Get your shit together, because I'm pregnant too, and I would like to... I don't know....sleep," Pippa said. Lesley gasped and walked past her mom.

"Oh, I'm sorry!" Lesley sarcastically yelled. "I just thought that my mom would want to help me in my time of pain," Lesley said as she pushed past her mom and got back in her bed. Pippa shook her head and turned from the bathroom, to the bedroom.

"Not particularly. I'd rather be asleep, in my warm bed," Pippa replied. Lesley rolled her eyes and turned on her side. "Sleep tight," Pippa sarcastically smiled. Lesley groaned and shut her eyes. Phillipa left the teens room and walked back to hers. When she got back in the bed, Lin turned towards her, and watched his wife get in the bed.

"What happened?" Lin asked. Pippa shrugged.

"I'm gonna be real honest, I wasn't listening. I was actually kind of falling asleep," Pippa answered. Lin shook his head and slightly chuckled.

"Why are you doing this to her?" Lin asked as he pulled Pippa back into there spoon.

"Because, she wants to act like a grown woman and then a baby at the same time. That shits not gonna fly," Pippa answered. Lin shook his head and nuzzled his head into the crook of her neck. "I'm really tired of her shit, to be honest," Pippa said. Lin placed his hand on Pippa's bump to calm her down.

"It's okay," Lin whispered. "After she gives birth and gives the baby away she will snap back to same old Lesley," Lin said. Pippa rolled her eyes dramatically.

"That's not how that's gonna go but, okay," Pippa compromised while she closed her eyes. All she knew was that Lesley was starting to tap dance on her last nerve.

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At 11:30 AM Pippa 's flutter open to see Lin walk out of the bathroom. He had a towel wrapped around his waist and his shoulder length hair was dripping wet. He hadn't noticed that she was awake, so he walked into the closet to get ready for Reneé's. Pippa sat up in the bed and threw her legs over the edge to get up. When her feet hit the floor, she automatically walked to the mirror. The pregnant actress pressed her left hand on top of her small bump and her right hand under. Then, pulled up her t-shirt and pushed the band of her black Nike Pro's to the bottom of her bump. "Good morning, Claudia," Pippa smiled, before she let her t-shirt fall back over her stomach. As Phillipa turned towards the bed, Lin walked out of the old closet.

"Morning baby," Lin greeted. He had his jeans on but was carrying his shirt. Pippa waved and grabbed her phone.

"I'm gonna grab a granola bar before I sick but, then I'll be back to get ready," she announced before she pecked Lin's lips and left the master bedroom. As she walked down the hall, Phillipa flipped her phone over in her hand and saw they Reneé and Jazzy were texting in their group chat.

Golden Berry🍇💛: HEEEEEYYYYY!!!! GET THE FUCK UPP!!! IM BORED!!!!!
Jas Is Mine👯🖤: What????
Golden Berry🍇💛: what time are you guys coming over?
Jas Is Mine👯🖤: The fam is leaving now. We should get there around 11:45.
Golden Berry🍇💛: The fuck is Pips? She normally up at like 6 AM!!! Is she dead?!?!
Jas Is Mine👯🖤: I don't think she's dead. She's probably just tired... ya know from growing a human...
Pip-Pip Hooray🎉💘: I'm here! I'm here! I just woke up, because Lesley literally called me at like 2 AM to do something about something for her morning sickness I think... I was half asleep and not paying attention...
Golden Berry🍇💛:That question was three hours ago! And why do you do that to the poor girl😂😂
Jas Is Mine👯🖤: that's dead😂😂😂😂
Pip-Pip Hooray🎉💘: Because she gets on my fucking nerves!! Like okay you're pregnant but so am I!! You're gonna throw up sometimes!! It happens!! What does she want me to do? Tell her kid to stop making her sick... I cant😂😂😂
Golden Berry🍇💛: You two kill me!!!💀💀💀💀
Jas Is Mine👯🖤: you know you love her though!
Pip-Pip Hooray🎉💘: I do with all my heart
Golden Berry🍇💛:...but...
Pip-Pip Hooray🎉💘: she can be a pain in the ass!
Golden Berry🍇💛: hopefully Claudia will be different!
Jas Is Mine👯🖤: I have two words for you...
Jas Is Mine👯🖤: birth. control.
Pip-Pip Hooray🎉💘: i have two words for you
Pip-Pip Hooray🎉💘: hell. yeah.
Golden Berry🍇💛: oml hurry up and get ready!!!! Alexis is about to go off on Brielle and I don't want to be alone for that.
Jas Is Mine👯🖤: we outside.
Pip-Pip Hooray🎉💘: we not.
Golden Berry🍇💛: Jazzy come in and PHILLIPA HURRRRY UUUPPP!!

Pippa chuckled at her conversation with her sisters and grabbed a granola bar from the pantry. When she came out of the walk-in food closet and closed the door, Enzo was lying on the counter of the bar on his phone. Pippa gave her son a weird look and opens the snack. "You okay?" She asked with a half smile. Enzo placed his phone on his chest and dramatically turned his head to his mother.

"No I'm not okay! We are gone for like a month and a half and Skylin already has a new boyfriend! WHAT THE HELL!?" Enzo basically yelled. Pippa grabbed a water bottle from the fridge and shrugged.

"Sorry about your bad luck?" She asked. Enzo groaned and got back on his phone. "Is that what you are wearing to Reneé's?" She asked. Her son was in soccer pants, a white t-shirt, black socks, and dark brown moccasins.

"Yup. Sure am," Enzo replied. Pippa shrugged and took a bite of her snack.

"Don't forget to bring your charger, you might be spending the night with Reneé," Phillipa said. Enzo nodded and looked at his mom.

"Are both you and dad going to LA?" He asked. Pippa shrugged. Lin and Chris got a job offer that would take him up until the week before Pippa's birthday. He didn't exactly want to leave for 5 months but, he didn't exactly have choice. He wanted to make sure that Lesley, Enzo, Mason, and Claudia's college funds were secure and more money meant more security.

"I don't actually know. Dad is, but if I can help it no, I'm not going. I don't really want to go, because I don't want to drive back across the country, 9 months pregnant and I don't want Claudia born in LA," Pippa said. Enzo hummed and shrugged.

"Well, alrighty then. I'm gonna go talk Mason into playing video games until it's time to go. Oh and I think Lesley passed out. I'm not sure. She wasn't moving when I went to wake her up," Enzo nonchalantly announced. Pippa's eyes went wide, and she ran to the intercom.

"Lin," she called. "Go check on Lesley! Immediately," she said, before running up the stairs herself. When she got to the room, Lin was throwing the covers off of Lesley and taking her to the shower. "What is going on?" Pippa asked.

"She's slowly breathing and she has a fever. The cold water of the shower, should shock her body enough to wake her up," he explained. Lin turned on the cold water and sat on the shower floor with his daughter in his arms.

"Do you want to call an ambulance?" Pippa asked, leaning against the doorframe. Lin shook his head and watched Lesley's eyes shoot open.

"Nah, just give her a minute. When we get to Reneé's, I'll just have her lie down," Lin said. Pippa nodded and walked off to get dressed for the day.

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At Renee's house, Lesley immediately went to take a nap in Brielle's room, Enzo and Mason went to play video games, and Lin and Pippa met up with the adults in the kitchen. Lin grabbed a Mimosa and Pippa sat on his lap at the table. Pippa looked around to see literally everyone drinking. "God! What I would give to have a drink right now," Pippa moaned. Every laughed and cheers to her. "Very funny guys," Pippa sarcastically laughed. Jasmine placed her hand on Pippa's baby bump over her burgundy body con dress and squealed.

"Are you guys ready to see if she is really a she?" Jasmine asked. Pippa nodded and sipped on her water bottle.

"Yeah. I mean I have a strong feeling that she's a girl, but you never know," Pippa said. Jasmine removed her hand and placed it back on Ant's leg. Lin, then, moved his hands into Jasmines place and interlocked his fingers.

"Big new guys," Lin started. Everyone looked at him expectingly, even Pippa. "We are getting married again. We aren't having another wedding or anything but, we are getting the divorce lifted," Lin announced. Pippa's jaw dropped as she watched Lin pull her old wedding ring out of his pocket. "I would love for you put your ring back on," Lin said. Pippa took her ring back immediately and kissed her fiancé's lips.

"I would love too," She smiled.

"Merry Christmas, P," Lin said. Pippa hugged him and kissed her man one more time as everyone yelled and clapped.

"Merry Christmas too you too," Pippa replied. Best Christmas ever! Pippa thought as she stared at the ring on her finger.

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