One British tour guide announced, "Ah, scaffolding. It appears this one is undergoing restoration. Pity. Let's move along"

And off they went

At least the statue didn't rumble, "DIE UNBELIEVERS!" and zap the mortals to dust

Right and the fandom would be like, LAY ONE FINGER ON REYNA AND YOU WILL FACE OUR WRATH!

Leo didn't want to come out of the wall

The image created in my mind was Leo, stuck halfway in a fully cemented wall and believe it made me laugh like crazy

It really was hard imagining Buford as the adult chaperone. What if Percy and Annabeth sneaked out again and after that Buford made them tie their legs to its legs

Oh gods Leo can you stop making my side aches even for a minute!

"You're drowning them!" she complained

"Hey, I'm Poseidon kid", he said. I can't drown and neither can my pancakes

Me*giggles and falls out of chair*

Percy:* pouts* What!

Annabeth: *smacks Percy on the head* It's unhealthy! I'm putting you on a diet

Me: *giggles and sits back on the chair*

Percy: But they are my pancakes and they cannot drown!

Me*Laughs and falls out of chair once more*

Too bad Jason wasn't a metal automaton. At least then Leo would have some idea of how to help his best friend. But with humans... Leo felt helpless. They broke way too easily

Umm... Leo? You have been hanging out with Buford way too much

The intercom crackled. Buford's Mini-Hedge yelled over the speakers, PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!"

Everyone jumped. Hazel ended up five feet away from Frank. Percy spilled syrup in his orange juice. Jason awkwardly wriggled back into his T-shirt, and Frank turned into a bulldog

Me*laughs* That *giggles* was *giggles* awesome! *giggles*

Hazel: He scared me!

Leo: Aww Frank made a cute bulldog

Frank: Hey!

Me: And Jason was the only one to whom the statement applied *giggles*

Jason: What!

Percy: I liked my maple syrup orange juice

Everyone: O_o