"Why is it sacred...?" Piper's eyes widened. "Oh. The marriage bed!"

My first thought was - someone married in it!

Worse, I've been forced to hide from Jupiter, who searches for me in his misguided wrath, beleiving that I cause this war with Gaia
'Gee', Annabeth said, 'why would he think that?'

Me: *chuckles* *pats Annabeth on the back*
You did good girl

Annabeth: You hate Hera?

My friend: Oh no you didn't!

Me: Of course!

Percy: Duck and cover!

Me: misguided wrath my foot! First off.... *launches into a full hateful talk with Annabeth*

A few hours later

Annabeth: Glad to meet you! We should talk more often

Everyone: Nooooo

'Nico!' she yelled
'Pan's pipes!' cursed Gleeson Hedge
'Whaaaaa!' Nico flailed

Me: *laughs with tears streaming out of eyes an then falls off the bed*

I don't know why but this was really funny!

'Nico, shadow travel', she ordered.
'I'll lend you my strength'
He stared at her blankly. 'How-'

Me: Just do it!!!

The entire fandom: Listen to Reyna!!!!