conversations between the couples

«MinMi (Hyun Mi x Jaemin)»

-"i know you love peaches and everything, but did you have to steal MY juice?"
-"i love you!" "i love you more!" "JUST ACCEPT THE FACT THAT YOU CAN'T
LOVE ME MORE THAN I LOVE YOU ALREADY."
-"jaemin, i love you, but if you drop me, i swear to god, i will push you off this
goddamn roof."
-"do you want to hang out?" "mimi, it's two in the morning. "well. . . is that a no?"
". . . scoot over."
-"how the hell did you manage to knock over a tv?" "ah, that's because of my complete
and utter failure of being a well-mannered, well-functioning person of society."

—x—

«NoHwa (Jae Hwa x Jeno)»

-"if you make another stupid pun while i'm finishing my bench presses i WILL
shove a dumbbell down your throat."
-"you know i'm on a diet." "i know, that's why i got the extra cheese and olives."
"I SAID I'M SORRY ALREADY." "SORRY DOESN'T HEAL MY CHEEK CUT."
-"huh? you want to talk to my boyfriend? sure." *away from the phone* "BABE!
SOME SLUT WANTS TO TALK TO YOU."
-"truth or dare?" "truth." "is it true that you had a crush on mimi before you dated
me?" "dare." "i dare you to tell me." "never have i-" "JUST ANSWER THE DAMN
QUESTION LEE JENO."
-"jagi, yes i know, you're about to go onstage and you're gonna do great and i love
you a lot, but i left my bluetooth speaker in your dorm, where's the spare key again?"

—x—

«SunYong (Sun-hye x Taeyong)»

-"can you at least TRY to make it seem like you aren't about to spontaneously
combust?"
-"i'm stressed, i'm depressed, and i don't know if i'm actually doing my best."
"jagi, we've talked about this."
-"you're seriously making me sleep on the couch because i bEAT YOU IN
MONOPOLY!?"
-"you drink so much coffee that i'm 99% sure that when we go to get your
blood checked, they'll find coffee beans." "wait, where's the other 1%?" "ah,
that's for if they find your self-hatred."
-"i do not pick favorites!" "you once gave all the dream members matching
keychains and then gave haechan ice cream and a teddy bear."

—x—

«YuSeok (Yeon-Seok x Yuta)»

-"i swear to god if i turn around and see that you somehow managed to burn the
noodles, i will use your blood as sauce."
-yeon-seok: *accidentally scratches her shin after
tripping on a rock*
yuta: haha lmao wow you're so clumsy yeonni
also yuta: *aggressively throws the rocks into a
nearby lake* DON'T MESS WITH MY SISTER-
-"you're like. . . the human embodiment of drawing a straight line without
a ruler." "yuta, shut the fuck up i might cry-"
-"hey! if you wanna get to me, you're gonna have to get through my big
brother first!"
-"yeon-seok? i thought you were at school?" "i was waiting for you to pick
me up, because school ended tWO HOURS AGO."

—x—

«HaeJul (Julia x Haechan)»

-"i don't think you wanna mess with me, i have a mind full of self-hatred, and now,
someone to take it out on that isn't my boyfriend."
-*pushing through a crowd cause julia got into a fight* "don't punch her pretty face!"
-"we're so in-sync, we finish each other's-" "sentences?" "don't interrupt me bitch."
-"if i had a penny for every time you got angry at me, i'd have enough money to send
you to an anger management class."
-"i'm sending good vibes your way. they're coming. there's nothing you can do to stop
them." "this is the most threatening way i've ever been cheered up."

—x—

«MarkEun (Eun-Kyung x Mark)

-"mark, i know you need to finish this, but i don't think downing the whole pot of
boiling hot coffee was a good idea."
-"can i just- can i please just be ursula for a day and borrow your goddamn voice?"
-"so i could either bake these cookies at a hundred degrees for an hour, or a thousand
degrees for ten minutes." "mark, i don't think that's how you make cookies." "FLOOR IT!?"
"MARK NO." "WHAT ABOUT ONE MILLION DEGREES FOR ONE SECOND." "MARK
YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR DORM DOWN." "I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER
OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES." "MARK NO-"
-"until you figure out a way to create and translate your thoughts into a sentence, i'm staying
by your side to correct the mistakes you make."
-"oh no, i'm not here, this is actually a. . . projection. . . from. . . mars. . . i moved there recently."
"well get your ass back down to earth and help me with the fucking dishes."

—x—

«AleeJun (Aleena x Renjun)»

-"i just drank a cup of chocolate milk but it didn't taste very good." "what-? jun, we
don't have chocolate milk. but have you seen my paint cup?" "no. . .?" ". . . i think we
should take you to the hospital."
-"i'm a bad bitch, i don't need-" *renjun sneezes* "OMG RENJUN BABY ARE YOU OKAY-"
-"one time i asked aleena to get me a glass of water when she was still angry. and so she
gave me a glass full of ice and told me to wait."
-"go on, renjun, how about you tell the girls and the other members how you fucked up."
-"how did you guys even end up together?" "in all honesty, it was like some sort of matrix
shit that happened. one minute i was drinking a cola, the next minute we're cuddling on
the couch waiting for the cola commercial to end so we can get back to our show."