Slenderman - "Zalgo. For obvious reasons."
Sally - "Grinny. I can dress Smile Dog up but when I tried it with the cat it scratched at me!"
Laughing Jack - "Zalgo. Seriously hate that guy."
Eyeless Jack - "Nina. She's pretty much the most annoying thing I've ever met. Why did Slenderman even let her live here?"
Ben Drowned - "Dark Link. He's such an ass."
Jeff the Killer - "Jane. She's always coming over and trying to kill me! Like, just let it go already, ya crazy bitch!"
Nina the Killer - "Definitely Jane. I can't date Jeff if he's dead, and she keeps trying to kill him!"
Homicidal Liu - "Does Sully count..? HEY! I heard that! Of course you did..."
Clockwork - "Maybe Masky. I get it that Toby can be annoying but that's no reason to be mean to him."
Masky - "Toby! How has he not been fired yet!?"
Hoodie - "I d-don't think there's anyone I really dislike. I - I guess Zalgo."
Ticci Toby - "The r-rake. That thing n-needs to g-go far a-away! Or d-die. P-Preferably die."
Kate the Chaser - "Offenderman. Ugh...."
Nurse Ann - "Judge Angels. I wouldn't hurt her, but I don't like her very much."
Judge Angels - "Nurse Ann. I already know she doesn't like me, so I don't care if she hears me say it."
Bloody Painter - "Kagekao. He is so annoying most of the time."
Puppeteer - "Trenderman. If I hear one more comment from him about my outfit I swear I'm not responsible for what happens!"
Zero - "Splendor. He is just way too damn happy. It's kinda weird."
Kagekao - "Clockwork. She can be mean."
Suicide Sadie - "Jeff. He's so rude for no reason."