This one really got on my nerves, like A LOT, and after the chat with this asshole, I was literally fuming in anger while chatting with a few Wattpad friends, who were supporting me. Ah, the irony, while Instagram is filled with creeps, then there's Wattpad, filled with friends and supporters.

Also, this was actually a message in my main account (Rose) and not Maria's. It wasn't from a follower though, it was random. But either way, I'll be pranking him from the Maria one anyways, so no problem! ;)

The doctor-guy started with a simple 'hi'.

Him: Hi

*Hello, who the fuck are you?*

Me: Hi...who's this?

Him: I'm new to you

*WHICH IS EXACTLY WHY I ASKED THE QUESTION: WHO. ARE. YOU!*

Him: You from

Me: I'm from India

You?

*I know you're from the mental hospital*

Him: Kerala, that's my district.

Me: Yeah, *tells him my fake place*

Him: Which district?

Me: *fake place*, you?

*That's what I just told you, you dumbhead!*

Him: Calicut.

Are you studying?

*Yet again, the 'are you studying' thing. A similar creep asked me the same before, and as you know it, I replied that I'm chatting and not studying. Like seriously?*

Me: yeah, in school, and you?

*Your brain is too small for you to be even in kindergarten, though ;)*

Him: Which standard?

*Always got to know that, huh?*

Him: MBBS

*You are a freaking shame to REAL, nice doctors in this society. Here you are, creeping on a random girl while supposed to treat your patients with care. I hope you never get a patient though - God knows what such a creep would do to that poor person while he/she is vulnerable. Ugh! Why do such people get an MBBS when they don't deserve it? In the future, he can be one of those people who commit crimes like sexual harassment/rape easily without getting caught and still be left free because he's a 'respected doctor'.*

Me: Going to 9th

Him: Ok. So age

*Are you too dumb to guess that?*

Me: 14

And you?

*Asks because I'm bored and need a creep victim to prey on*

Him: 20

*PEDOPHILE ALERT! PEDOPHILE ALERT!*

Me: oh okay

*Whatever*

Him: *replies to my age* small kid.

*OH, so you KNOW I'm a small kid, then why being the creep you are? But whatever, I won't show that 'small kid' thing in my texts though. I'll freaking kill you virtually*

Me: Yeah...😅

Him: Future what plans.

*Kill fuckers like you*

Me: Like my ambition?

*Me being innocent when I know very well what he meant*

Him: Yes. Or your marriage plans.

*HAHA CALLED IT! And aw, how innocent, see his use of word 'or', as if he didn't actually mean that.*

Me: I think I like to be lawyer.

*Or a judge, to hang criminals like you*

Me: No, I won't marry.

Him: Why?

*See how he replied only to that message about marriage and not my ambition? That proves it; He doesn't actually want to hear my ambition. He only wants to talk about the other future plans. Creepy creep asshole*

Me: Bcoz I like to be single.

*I'm awesome when I'm by myself, so go suck your dick, creep! I need no 'partner' in my life!*

Him: How's that possible?

*That's when I raised my eyebrows in complete confusion. Why isn't it possible? Is it illegal, or cursed to be single? How can such a guy, who has accomplished MBBS, be such an old-gen minded stereotypical creep? Definitely pranking this gem of a person.*

Me: Why not? That's what I like.

*AND THAT'S HOW I'LL BE, NO MATTER WHAT, SO FUCK OFF!*

Him: Humans beings are living things. So need pair.

*This doctor has a worse grammar than other creeps. Definitely bribed to be a doctor

And also, how the hell does being 'human' make a person have a 'pair'? Even animals have pair, and even if they don't, it is NOT necessary for everyone. This doctor is a straight up dumbo.

Okay, most people get married and have sex, but some don't. Some are just like that; it's THEIR choice. Marriage and sex are just choices, and I reject those choices wholeheartedly.*

*Also, after that message, he had written 'Sex' too, but deleted it when I saw it. Thinks he's so clever, let's see that soon!*

Me: yeah...so what, they can live according to their wish.

*14 year old me speaking better grammar and facts than a 20 year old doctor, how the world has changed!*

Me: not necessary. I like being on my own.

*Than being with poisonous, creepy, dumb, illiterate, filthy snakes like you.*

Him: Not only for income.

*Oh, so he meant that because I'm a female, I can't produce my own income and can't have a job, and I always need a 'man in my life' for income? THAT'S IT! I'm calling him out on EVERYTHING he said when I proceed with my prank.*

Me: yeah, either way. I can live on my own.

Him: So what you do for fulfilling feelings. Are you like me.

*WHAT THE ACTUAL HECK ARE YOU SAYING, illiterate doctor? You need more ABCD classes, okay?*

Me: what feelings?
Huh?

*Completely puzzled*

Him: You've to buy a tea estate to drink tea, that mentality.

*....My braincells have exploded at this guy's way of using phrases. Like what the hell does he mean?*

Me: I didn't understand. I don't have any, I like my friend and family and to live with them.

Him: Not actually.

*UGH! Is he the one who decided MY choices and MY wish? I'm seriously bursting out inside.*

He sent me a picture of his doctor's identity card, proving right then and there how a 'criminal doctor' looks like and how he definitely doesn't deserve the job. If I get a chance, I'll send his principal the screenshots of our chat and make them fire him from his so called 'doctor' job. Then we'll see who's the doctor, huh?!

Him: I'm a doctor student, so I know about humans.

*Oh right, and we're all zombies who think humans are half-donkeys and half-monkeys and doesn't know anything about them except that they exist. What a great reasoning to say that he wants sexting! 

Also, I study psychology and is working to become a lawyer in future, so yes, I know very well how a person like YOU thinks and how I can revert it back to you itself in just seconds. You wouldn't want that, would you? Well, sorry, but it's already coming your way. This is why they say 'Don't judge a book by its cover'.*

Me: yes, it's possible.

Him: Never

*So you're rejecting the whole fact that many asexuals exist and that no one ever lives with their family and friends as a single, independent woman/man? Alright, 'doctor'. You need more general knowledge and see how the world works.*

Me: I know too, it's not necessary to be a doctor to know humans.

Him: still..

*So he went out of excuses to argue with me. Haha, future-lawyer scores a point! My parents have always told me that no one can win an argument with me, and especially if the other person is a complete dumbass like this creep who thinks different kinds of people don't exist and people ALWAYS need a partner to live like a normal human. WTF?*

Me: well, in my case and a lot of other people whom I've seen, it is.

*Change me if I'm wrong, come on dude, CHANGE ME!*

Him: I know. Without sex, can't live over a particular age.

*My asexual, unmarried, virgin grandaunt blinks confusedly at the old age of 89*

Me: yeah that's all, sex is nothing, it's just a choice and I hate it, so yeah.

*No one can change that for me and no one can argue with me, because marriage, sex, love, everything is just a CHOICE. They are NOT necessary for people who dislike it, like me. I need only my family and friends, plus my little pup to accompany me in my whole life. Reason? Nothing. I don't hate love, but I do hate sex.*

Him: no
*Who the hell do you think you are??*

Him: these all are not told by me. It's said by science.

*Science blinks innocently "Wait, what?"*

Me: yes they can, I've seen lots of people who did.

Him: don't tell this all open.

*.... EXCUSE ME? Mind that this is coming from that same guy who messaged a random 14 year old girl on Instagram and asking her about 'future plans' (sex life) and then said that it's impossible to be asexual.

You're the one who shouldn't be open, you damn asshead!*

Me: You're the one who did first.

Him: *Laughing emojis*

*Let's see if you'll keep laughing with that ugly voice of yours after we're done, sweetheart*

Me, finally getting tired of being polite and of him laughing at my choice: Whatever, keep laughing, you're being a shame to doctors so yeah.

*In every society, every community, every job, such a person exists. Between politicians, cops, lawyers, and even judges, such a corrupted person can exist, who is the shame to that whole community. That's also this guy; being a shame to the true, dedicated doctors of our generation. Being the evil between the right.

However, I've already promised myself that I'll never be such a person in my life, and that I'll teach a little lesson to these shameless bastards for corrupting their work. and co-workers. Gotcha, suckers!*

Him: Humans are sexual organism.

*First of all, it's not 'organism', it's 'organisms', with a damn 's', since you've used the plural of human at first.

Secondly, look at this doctor straight-up sexualizing all humans, haha!*

Me: I DON'T CARE.

*My control level reaches 0*

Him: What you.

I say this with you.

I think you can understand this.

*....Can you please, PLEASE, use understandable English? Or are you speaking some other langauge?

And how does he expect me to 'understand' him? Why should I understand a future doctor who should be treating people with care, being a creep on Instagram instead? I'm not a doctor or even has a job yet, but I'm sure that I've more culture than YOU do*

Him: If not sorry

*Joke of the year 2022, doctor creep says sorry emotionlessly after telling the myth that asexuals don't exist and that sex is everything, sex is life. Future lawyer scores 2 points, but whatever, his sorry is bullshit anyways.*

Him: Leave everything.

*DID I START IT, YOU ASSHOLE?*

Him: Then, your name?

*I've no plans of ever telling you that myself after we had a whole argument and after you being a creep. Plus, are you blind or can't you just see my freaking USERNAME? R-O-S-E, if you can't read it right.*

Me: I can't say that to strangers.

*Especially creeps*

Him: What.

*Selective blindness, I see... Even Phil had this same problem. Maybe consult a doctor (or a psychologist, to see if you're just insane.)*

Me: Yeah, I only talk to people I know.

*BOO, fuck off!*

Him, in a rather annoyed tone: Ok bye

*YAY, I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE LEAVING!

PS: Never return!*

After this whole chat, I blocked the creep, understanding that he won't message me again. I mean, he understood that I'm not the type, so why would he?

But Maria's definitely the 'type' though :)