Me: Hey guys (looks sheepish)

Gang: (jaws all drop) Where the hell have you been?!

Me: well...I...forgot my password on my old (wrtingforever) account so this is my new one!

Gang: (all hug me)

Me: (laughs) I'm sorry guys, but I have another question!

Darry: bring it on

Dallas: I've actually missed your annoying little questions kid

Me: aw thanks dally, so this is kind of dark but...I have a question from momo_2354 if you guys were starving which member of the gang would you eat first? 

Pony:  Dally.

Everyone:  (turns and looks at him)

Pony:  (shrugs) dally doesn't like me.

Dally:  (rolls eyes) your too sensitive.

Me:  boys, boys, save the cat fights for the Kardashians!! 

Dally:  fine.

Me: alright guys thanks for being so understanding about my new account!  Keep asking questions!!