Me:  GUYS I HAVE A DARK QUESTION! 

Two-bit:  *rolls eyes*

Dallas:  sure you do.

Soda:  guys give her a break, what's your question, doll?

Me:  If you had to kill someone, who would it be?

All greasers on the planet:  RANDY.

Me:  *laughs* why?

All greasers:  BECAUSE HE ALMOST KILLED PONY.

Me:  right...*slowly backs away* thanks guys..

Soda:  Or Cherry Valance.

Me:  YASSSS okay keep asking questions!