Me:  Hey y'all! 

Pony:  sup.

Me:  don't try and use slang Ponyboy.  Your the only classy one.

Pony:  *rolls eyes* Fine.

Me:  what's the weirdest thing y'all have ever seen? *cringes* do I even want to know...?

Pony: No...

WARNING: EXTREME WEIRDNESS BEYOND THIS POINT. READ WITH CAUTION.

Johnny: One time I saw Ponyboy making out with a book.

Pony: Johnny! *blushes*

Me: We need to get Pony into counseling.

Two-bit: One time I saw Soda practicing his sexy faces in the mirror.

Soda: Two-bit! *does sexy face*

Darry: One time I saw Two-bit Google "where does Mickey Mouse live"

Steve: One time I saw Johnny smoke a cigarette backwards.

Me: How is that even- y'know what never mind.

Dally: One time I saw Darry get asked out by one of the moms at Pony's track meets.

Pony: One time I saw Dallas hug Johnny...it was scary.

Me: Um....chapter ended! *laughs nervously*