Me: Hey Dally *stomps out his cigarette* smoking can kill.

Dallas: *rolls eyes* so can sharks what's your point?

Liv: *narrows eyes* never mind. I have a question for you.

Dallas: fine go ahead *lights up another cigarette*

Liv: *clears throat* greaserchick2002 was wondering if you'd want her kids...?  *laughs nervously*

Dallas:  Wait?!  What?! Who?!  *panics*

Liv:  no, no, no Dally!  She isn't actually...pregnant. 

Dallas:  *sighs with relief* sure if it helps her sleep at night, I'd want her kids.

Liv:  K thanks!  TOODLES!!! 

Dallas:  later kid.

Liv:  don't call me "kid" Dal!

Dallas:  I just did.

Liv:  ooooooo roasted.  Kk keep asking questions!